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Meanwhile on the beach the bullies were all watching with great interest. They saw Lauren's panicked face, and knew Jon had struck. Now they were filming Lauren having a frantic conversation with a group of smoking hot girls. Some of them had begun filming as Jon appeared, dripping wet and carrying a pair of shorts.

"Oh, you pantsed the loser!" Laughed his friends. "That's hilarious!"

"Yeah but... I saw something weird." Jon said, looking confused.

"What?"

"It's... not a dude! They're a chick!"

"What?! No way!" His friend objected. "We pantsed him yesterday at the park, it's definitely a dude!"

"Yeah, I mean just look at them!" Another bully agreed.

"I'm telling you, I saw it and... they're a chick!"

"Hey, I recognize one of the girls with them." One of the bullies pointed out. "That's Vanessa!"

"Who?"

"She's in our grade." He explained. "Remember, her older sister is Lauren, that smoking hot girl who graduated when we were freshmen!"

"Wait... sister...?" Jon asked. He remembered Lauren: they all did. She was the hottest girl in their highschool when they had been freshmen, miles out of their league. Jon looked at the figure cowering in the water with a mullet, the one he knew was secretly a woman who was talking to Vanessa.

"Could it be...?"