Stewing over his ex

You walk into the apartment and see Nicholas pacing and cursing under his breath.

"Oh, god, let me guess," you say, "Shelly?"

"Yeah."

"Now what?"

"She still won't give me back my mom's necklace. The one she 'borrowed'" He makes finger quotes "when she saw it after I received her stuff after the funeral.

"Shelly cheated on you, and now this?" you say. You grip the stone, "She's a bitch because she loses bladder control when she's angry and can only orgasm when being fucked up the ass in a disgusting public men's room, and she'll come over tonight and give you the necklace back."

"What? Really?"

"Yes, you never noticed, and she faked orgasms, but it's OK now, my well hung stud. It's great you love fucking me and even want to bring other women into the bedroom." You throw your arms around him and kiss him passionately as you reach down and feel his huge cock bulging in his pants.