Steve

Gayle: What happened to you?

Steve: Oh, hi Gayle! Paul hacked the universe. And there were twins. They left.

Gayle: What the hell are you talking about. Oh god, pull up your pants!

Steve: Pants just get in the way! <giggle>

Gayle: Good God, Steve! Are you drunk?

Steve: Well, this sort of power is kind of intoxicating. Of course, I've never done someone by myself. You'll be my first, Gayle.

Gayle: You're first what, Steve?

Steve: You're my first office crush, Gayle!

Gayle: Really? <squee> OMG! I'm so flattered! You may not know this about me, but I've got really low self-esteem cuz' I'm not smart and my Daddy was cold and distant. That's why I dress to show off my big titties, so guys will like me.

Steve: I actualy did know that about you Gayle! I might have known it before you did!

Gayle: OMG! It's like you know the real me!

Steve: Yes, Gayle, I know you're easily flattered and seduced and just **** for male approval.

Gayle: That's me alright! <giggle>

Steve: But you're not just a great set of tits to me, Gayle.

Gayle: I'm not?

Steve: No. You've also got a phenomonal ass!

Gayle: OMG! Phenomonal? I always hoped guys like my ass but it's not as easy to tell as my titties cuz it's behind me!

Steve: Oh, I promise you, Gayle. Everyone enjoys watching your ass. Though I appreciate it more than anyone else.

Gayle: Oh! That's so sweet! Um, would you like to touch it?

Steve: You wouldn't mind?

Gayle: Oh god no! I just want to be appreciated!

Steve: oh, I appreciate your ass, Gayle! I REALLY appreciate your ass!

Gayle: <squee!> Oh Steve! <giggle> Your hands are so strong!

Steve: But you know, Gayle, it's not your tits OR your ass that I appreciate most about you. It's your name!

Gayle: My name?

Steve: Yes. I love your name, Gayle. Because every time I hear it, I'm reminded how much you must blow! A girl named Gayle just has to blow and blow and blow like no other.

Gayle: Would you really let me blow you? You have no idea how much I love that!

Steve: Actually, Gayle, I do. I typed it myself.

Gayle: Huh?

Steve: Just get down there and do what you do best, Baby.

Gayle: OK!

Gayle: mmmmm......mmmmmmmmmm......

Steve: Blow, Baby, blow...