HR

Steve: Sorry to interrupt.

Don: We're in a meeting. HR staff only.

Steve: I realize that, but Gayle just gave me a blow job here at work and I think I'm supposed to file a form about that with you folks or something like that.

Janet:What?!?

Andy: That's very inappropriate! Wait, Gayle who?

Janet: That doesn't matter, Andy!

Steve: oh, she'd be glad to have you all know. She's quite proud of her ability, and we'll she should be! It's really the only thing that gives her a sense of self-respect.

Don: Steve, if you're trying to get yourself fired, I guarantee you're succeeding.

Steve: I can't reallybe fired because I don't really have a job. Paul proved it. This is all just a simulation. Oh, and it was a simulation of Gayle Delzika that blew me.

Andy: No! No, man! I don't believe it! How? Why!?!

Steve: Well, I modified her first, of course! I'm not crazy!

Janet: What do you MEAN, you modified her?

Steve: I'm glad you asked, Janet! I'll show you.

Janet: Oh! my! God! I got really big titties!!! Thank you, Steve!

Don: What the hell did you do to Janet?!?!

Steve: Don't worry, Don! I can do it to you too!

Don: Don't you da...

Dawn: <giggle> Oh God! I am such a bimbo!

Steve: Yes, you are Dawn.

Dawn: Thank you for noticing! <giggle>

Andy: This is so fucked up! But I totally believe you now, man. I'd love to see what you did to Gayle. Can you and me go find her together? I've always thought you were a good guy.

Steve: Are you sure you're not just trying to keep me from making you a bimbo?

Janet: What's wrong with being a bimbo?

Dawn: <giggle> Yeah! It's awesomeness!

Andy: No, I just, I mean, I could be like your wingman, you know?

Steve: Counter offer: I'll still make you a bimbo but I'll give you bigger tits than the other two.

Andi: Oh! Oh yes! You're the BEST, Steve!

Steve: Yes. Yes I am. Now, do I need to fill out a form about Gayle blowing me to make sure this isn't a sexually hostile workplace or something?

Dawn: I don't think so...

Janet: Shouldn't we at least look at his cock, to make sure it's not hostile?

Dawn: Good thinking, Janet!

Steve: That's only fair.

Andi:. Oooh! That doesn't look hostile. It looks friendly!

Janet: Would it like to play?

Steve: you know, I think it would...