Steve Miller, investigative reporter

Dear Prison Director,

I read with great interest about your concept of a BDSM prison. I would therefore like to write an article and ask you to give me permission, as an undercover action, so to speak. For example, for one day, or two?

I've heard a lot of rumors about what you do with defenseless prisoners. I would like to see for myself whether all this is true. Is the prison clothing really made of latex? Are the prisoners really chained in their cells? There are also said to be very humiliating punitive treatments, from shameful nude photos to intensive investigations, some kind of special medical examinations and so on. To be honest, I'm very inexperienced myself, so I'm all the more interested in the exciting topic.

For your list of questions, see below the most important answers:

Sexual classification: Male/Straight, but I'm curious to see what both female and male prison guards might do to a prisoner like me if I'm actually locked up in your BDSM prison.

Age: 28 years

My penis size fully extended: about four and half inch (not much, I know)

I've heard that the prison guards treat men with my penis size extra harshly and shamefully, so I have some concerns about whether my request to you is really a good idea. But what don't you do for a good story. Surely my undercover action won't backfire, will it?

I would be happy if you would take me in and provide me with a suitable treatment program.

Should you prefer a female reporter instead, I can provide you with my colleague Heather. She has even more concerns than I do, but she is also passionate about what she does when it comes to a good story.

(Feel free to reply as a chain letter – I will then write in response how I or Heather are doing with the assigned program)

Best regards,

Your Steve Miller – next Pulitzer Prize winner!