Steve, an 18 yr old nerd

Jamie walked down the street, stopping in front of a popular sidewalk cafe. Jamie recognized his friend Steve from school. Steve was small and lanky for 18, he was very shy and quiet, but kind and sweet. Sitting across from Steve was Megan, a girl steve and Jamie had known since middle school. She was a cool, pretty nerd girl that was into all the same things steve was into. They had been friends for years, but steve always had the biggest crush on her. Jamie was surprised to see them sitting at a cafe together, but more surprised that sitting next to the two of them, were steves mom, and older sister Lisa . Jamie got close, and could heard steves mom telling an embarrassing story about him.

“Then he came up to me and said, mommy i peed my underwear!” Steves mom and sister start howling with laughter, megan smiles. “Moooommm!!!” Steve whined, eyes wide in shock. “Ugh! He was always wetting himself!” Lisa said meanly. “Well my little boy was a late bloomer, you know he didnt hit puberty till he was almost 15!” His mom revealed to a mortified steve. “Oh my god really thats old!” Said megan. “Oh sorry steve!” She said, her face turning red, as she patted his arm. “My little guy had a rough summer when everything hit him!” His mom said tussleing his hair. “Mooom nooo dont tell her that!” Steve begged. Lisa laughed. “Oh god! That summer was the worst! His voice changed and everything!” Megan looked at steve with sympathy. Steves mom continued. “My poor little boy! He had to put gold bond on his little testicles or he got a rash on his bottom!” Steve looked at his mom horrified. “Thats cuz he didn’t wipe his asshole properly!” Lisa said. “Oh its true he was terrible at cleaning his bottom.” Steve almost had tears in his eyes. “Mooommm please!!!” She ignored him. “I had to teach him how to wipe himself again, he was not happy ill tell you that!” Lisa cackled. “Oh I remember i was there! Mom dragged him into the bathroom and pulled his pants and dirty underwear down around his ankles and made him bend over, then she wiped him!” Megan had her hand over her mouth, laughing softly. “Then the poor little dears penis stood right up!” Megans jaw dropped. “Oh you cant blame him” his mom said. “He was experiencing new feelings, he couldnt help it.” Lisa laughed again. “He jizzed in her fucking hand when she wiped the piss off his dick.”Steve whined pathetically. His mom laughed at the memory. “My little baby boy became a man!” The three women laughed together. “After that he was always rubbing that little thing! I even caught him sniffing my dirty panties!” Megans face turned redder as she looked at Steve. “I always thought that was gross.” Said lisa. “Oh no.” Said his mom. “He was exploring his sexuality. He was just so taken up with his hormones he was obsessed with girls. So even his mommy’s dirty underwear was sexy to him.” The women laughed together as lisa and megan made plans to go to a party that night. “Ill introduce you to the guys from my college, theyre football players, youll love them!” Lisa said. “Oh cool!” Said megan. “There are no men in this town!”