State your Business

Julio was used to slow days as the lone guard of Pilla's front gates. Sure, Pilla was an easy target for bandits due to its location and small population by the kingdom's standards, but there wasn't exactly much to steal or plunder anyway. And anyone **** enough to try to rob the village knew that (eventually) word would get back to the Brandt family, and facing the wrath of that crazy family wasn't worth a few gold coins or some poor female slaves.

Right as Julio was beginning to doze off, he saw something on the road approaching. Straightening his helmet, he squinted to try and discern what it was. It wasn't big enough to be a wagon or carriage, so it had to be a person. "Someone's been walking here?" Julio muttered to himself. "There isn't another town for miles, so they must be coming from Brandt Keep. But why would the Brandts send someone here?"

As the figure got closer, Julio was able to distinguish it as in fact three figures, but there was still something off about them that he couldn't quite place.

That is, until the got closer, and he saw how they were dressed.

Leading the pack was a gorgeous young woman who was completely naked aside from three strategically-place fig leaves placed over her privates. She marched proudly towards the gate, filthy and smelly so strongly of cum that Julio could smell it before he got a look at her face.

Behind her was an older but no less beautiful woman wearing a strapless dress that appeared to be made of strands of wild grass. As she strode towards him, she could see the flowing strands fly up revealing she was in fact nude underneath it. She seemed somewhat more cautious about her state of dress, which struck Julio as odd considering she was substantially more dressed than either of her companions.

Bringing up the rear was a skinny male drow wearing what Julio could only describe as a shrubbery diaper. He was holding onto the sides of it with both hands, struggling to keep up with his stronger and more physically fit companions.

Julio was so distracted by the strange sight before him that he almost missed when the younger woman approached him and spoke to him in an authoritative tone. "Uh, sorry, pardon me?"

"Ugh, I said, we wish to enter your fine town, sir guard." She placed her hands on her hips, her leaves threatening to blow away with the slightest breeze.

"Umm..." Julio tried to compose himself, remembering his actual job. "Can you state your business?" He said, with less authority than was expected of him.

"We're here to work." The woman in the dress said as she approached, smoothing down her grass fronds to better cover her womanhood.

"I... see." Julio looked between the members of the motley crew, all of them barefoot, looking filthy and smelling distinctly of sex. The public baths would do them a world of good. "May I have your names?"

"I'm Hil- Rowena. My name's Rowena... Sugarbuns..." The older woman stuttered out, nervously.

Julio raised an eyebrow, but quickly moved on. There were far more significant things to be concerned with. He gestured to the far more naked woman and said, "And you, Miss?"

"Tina." She said succinctly.

Julio paused at this. He knew that name, and, now that he thought about it, if he looked at this girl at the right angle, she did look like her. "Tina? Would you be Tina Brandt, by any chance?"

Tina huffed at this. "That's not my name anymore. My name is Tina..." She paused for a moment before turning around and addressing the drow. "Honeybuns, what's your last name?"

The drow blushed as the attention turned to him. "It's, uh, Asgroep," he said, pronouncing it "Ass-Grope."

"Tina Asgroep. I like it." She turned around to Julio and folded her arms across her chest , smugly. The woman in the dress, however, looked like she was on the verge of tears. Now that he had a better look at her, she was the spitting image of Tina. And if this Tina was, in fact, Tina Brandt, then that would make her Hilda. It almost made too much sense; the Brandts were notoriously hedonistic, and Hilda in particular had been seen galavanting ( or so the stories went) through the forest naked on more than one occasion. It seemed that she'd passed on the tendency to forget her clothes to her daughter.

Julio got the drow's name as well and said, "Forgive me for asking, but why are you all dressed like... that?" He pointed to them as if it wasn't obvious.

"Rowena" and L'abbee blushed, looking down at their bare feet, but Tina was not so bashful. "That's a matter of our finances, I'll have you know. We are a bit strapped for gold at the moment, and that's why we're looking for work in your town. But if you're going to be so nosy,we might just take ourselves elsewhere."

"No!" Everyone else said at once. Julio knew that having the Hilda Brandt and her eldest daughter in their town buck naked was bound to stir up some drama. The village might finally see a little excitement, and he wasn't going to let that opportunity pass him by.

Tina chuckled. "You seem eager. If that's settled, is there anything else you need mister guard?"