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Chapter 1346
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Fiftyfiftyfifty
What do you do?
Start round five.
Once again, you deal the cards and turn over the flop.
The cards on the table are: [10 of Stars, J of Eyes, 2 of Eyes]
Your hand is: [7 of Stars, 7 of Eyes]
Well, as lucky as sevens are said to be, I've got almost nothing again. I wonder how much I can bluff my way through this again. Though, I hardly lose anything if I fold. Trin and Malakae absolutely have to play to the end, and Delphi can afford to fold.
You turn over the next card: [A of Dragons]
Still nothing but the one pair already in my hand.
Delphi cackles. "Ooh. What a wonderful hand I have~! This can't possibly lose. Wow, you're all in so much trouble."
Trin tucks her arm tight against her breasts while her other nervously peeks at her cards again. "Th-That isn't much of a poker face," she says quietly.
"I don't know about that. Can you tell if I'm lying?"
Malakae breathes hefty and hard. As she sits there, goosebumps cover her skin. A bead of sweat rolls down her forehead. At the tips of her hefty breasts are tiny pink nipples standing firmly at attention. She knows her body is aroused, though she can't do anything to cover up that embarrassment. Knowing people are looking at her--seeing her excited body--just makes it even worse. She whimpers quietly, and hopes nobody can hear, as she fidgets about in her seat. Her fingers glide nervously up and down her thighs, perhaps resisting a different kind of touch.
"I fold," you say, sliding your cards away.
"Oh, is it m-my turn?" Trin asks. She looks like she's struggling to even remember what she has. "I call."
"Me too," Delphi says.
Now that everyone is fully focused on Malakae, given it's her turn, she flushes even redder. To get them to look away more quickly, she blurts out, "I call!"
You flip over the last card: [4 of Dragons]
Folding was the right choice. I'd have just had the one pair of sevens in my hand. Nothing else.
"Two pair," Trin announces, still grasping at her chest. She carefully flips the cards over to reveal a four and a two.
"Aha!" Once again confident, Malakae flips over hers to show that she has something rather similar. It's a four as well, but also an ace. That means she has a two pair, but hers are valued higher. "Once again, gold is victorious."
Delphi, on her stomach, rests her cheek against her hand and smiles coyly. She remains quiet at first, as if patiently awaiting everyone's attention. "Oh. Me? Ahh, I thought I was getting skipped or something. Anyway, I don't have anything too crazy. Just this." She crawls onto her back, placing her hands over her breasts as she flips her cards over with her feet. Two tens. That makes three-of-a-kind.
She then stands back up. She cackles under her breath, strangely so. She shivers. For a moment, as her head hangs down and her long, black hair covers her face, she looks and acts quite scary. But after a moment, she pants heavily, and slowly calms herself down. She pulls her hair back to the side and keeps one arm across her chest. "S-Sorry," she whispers. "Having a little too much f-fun."
That was weird. It felt like something was about to happen.
Delphi points her free hand towards Trin. "Sorry! No more covering up for you. Kyle had the right idea."
"Aw man." Trin grumbles. Slowly, she brings her arm off her bust and rests her hands on her legs. She whimpers to herself, knowing she's now being stared at in the nude. "This is so embarrassing. Can we at least promise not to talk too much about this to everyone else?"
"I'll think about it," she replies. "Now, your second task."
"I forgot it works that way!"
As she speaks, she begins tugging the remaining qipao in the pile closer to herself. Both dragons watch in dread as the only fully covering garment is being taken. "Hmm. Let me think." She starts creating what looks like a little bird's nest for herself, which she cozily nestles into. Though she didn't take any clothes that fit her, she now has something that can cover her up a hundred times over. "All right. I've got it," she says from within the qipao's soft fabric. "Since I've got one task for you, and two for Malakae, let's do a combo. I'll use one task for both of you and say... kiss each other. I don't want a peck either. I want a full embrace, full mouth kiss, and it has to last at least five seconds."
"N-No!" Trin shouts.
"Absurd!" Malakae yells.
"Really? Is that really the worst thing I could have said? Hmm. If you complain again, I suppose I'll just have to make your second task even worse, Malakae."
The gold dragoness purses her hips. She slowly stands. For a moment, she moves to cover herself up, but then pulls her hands away when she remembers. "It's only five seconds. If anything, it'll be a privilege for you, Trin."
Trin sighs. She pulls herself up from her seat and does the exact same thing--nearly covers up before stopping. "Fine. But you have it backwards. I'm the best kisser around."
Hesitantly, the two dragons makes their way around behind Delphi's side of the table, turning the pixie a round to watch as well. They eye each other over. Then, Malakae extends a hand first. When Trin steps closer, that hand moves around to touch her bare side. Trin then wraps her hands around to the other girl's lower back. The longer it takes, the more embarrassing it'll be, and they realize that pretty quickly. A moment later, they tug into each other. Smooth, bare skin caresses against one another. They grasp each other's backs, and their warm, tender lips meet in a flustered dance, like two innocent virgins together for the first time.
You count the seconds in your head as they continue to kiss. Before you know it, they pass five seconds, but they don't stop. Delphi likely realizes this as well. It's funnier to let them continue.
Trin moans softly. Malakae, flustered by her body's arousal, reaches a hand down past the other girl's hips to take hold of her rear, and to proper up tighter against her. They continue for about ten seconds in total before your gold dragon is the first to realize the situation.
She pulls away, gasping for air as she fans herself off. "H-Hey!" she says angrily, though turns to walk back to her seat as she does. "She s-said only five seconds."
"You wouldn't let me go!" Trin blurts out. She's partially right, but she didn't make any attempt to stop either. "Whatever. I lost count is all." Then she makes her way back.
"Aaand one more command from yours truly," Delphi says. "Malakae? I want you to spend the rest of this game on Kyle's lap."
"Excuse me? That's not fair!" Malakae argues. "How will we hide our hands from one another?"
"Darling. In this game, you keep your cards flat on the table. I'm sure you can find a way to peek at them without the other seeing. You know, I could have said something much worse."
"Fine. Whatever." She then stands, steps over to your chair, and stares down at you--still unable to cover up. "D-Don't make this weird."
You pull your seat back slightly to make room and shrug. "I won't if you don't."
While not covering up her nudity, she wraps her arms around yourself nervously. Then after fidgeting for a moment, she takes a deep breath, turns, and sits her bare real down upon your lap. You feel her warmth. Her hair is soft, and she always seems to have a subtle scent of cleanliness, though there's a hint of strawberry perhaps from her shampoo, or perfume she's wearing. You reach around her to take the cards, and you shuffle them in front of her in a strange embrace. Meanwhile, all she can do is sit there and wiggle her hips, which is only going to bring something else to her attention if she keeps it up.
You've already seen plenty more than a regular man would need to see before becoming painfully erect. You, however, have more control than that. You're still a mortal man, however, and with this naked beauty shifting awkwardly on your lap, it's time to rise. She hasn't quite noticed yet though.
What do you do?
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