Spliff and the Venusian Princess Lesbos!

“Well hello! Wakey wakey, hands off… oh dear that’s night right anymore, is it?” A playfully sexy voice said.

Before Spliff’s suddenly wide eyes slowly swayed a pair of green breasts with purple nipples. They seemed to float majestically and delightfully leisurely. Yeah those were definitely zero g boobies, no gravity was pulling on those norks. They just bouyed there. Somehow calming and reassuring.

“Wait… what?” Spliff said, squeezing his eyes tight. “I’m hallucinating?” Then he frowned. His voice didn’t sound right. It didn’t sound like his voice. It was like he was speaking with someone else’s voice!?! “Check check, one, two, check. Parkes, we have a problem. I think there might be a helium leak. A big one.”

He reached out reflexively for the emergency oxygen mask and his hand grabbed something warm, soft and yielding. His palm could feel a nipple pressing in its centre. A crinkling hardening nipple. A very large feeling areola.

“Well hello. Aren’t we handsy.” That playful voice purred. “I had to revive you and meet the legendary Spliff but sadly your body was quiet … unsalvagable.”

“Unsalvagable?” Spliff repeated. High voice. But maybe not due to a helium leak. He opened his eyes and stared into the most beautiful orange eyes he’d ever seen. Her teeth were white and her smile was sharp and predatorily inviting. Spliff smiled. She seemed rather tall. It was hard to tell in zero g with her orange hair all out framing her face but yeah, she was a giantess. And she had a lot of eye makeup that extended into art nouveau face painting and the longest lashes. Like a butterfly. Sorta. “Um. So you saved me? Much obliged… I’m sorry. I’m a bit, er, discombobulated. On account of hitting my head into a comet. Um sorry. About the handsyness.” He didn’t let go. But he frowned. His hand didn’t look quite right. It was alarming. Why did his hand look like that?! “Oh.” He squeezed the ample green breast gently. That was definitely his hand squeezing that breast. He swallowed and ran his tongue nervously over his teeth. “Yeah. That is not right.”

The woman watched him. Amused. Orange eyes twinkling like merry hanabi. .