You smile as you think of the loophole you found. You should be a lawyer. You spin the barrel.
"Hey! What do you..." Natsuki blurts out.
"Ah, {first_name}! Isn't that... against the rules?" Yuri says.
"Ah, was it?" You say innocently, "I guess that was never really explained. "
"You can't spin the barrel, {first_name}, that's obviously against the rules." Monica explains, "We'll continue this round as normal, but from now on no more hijinks, all right?"
You nod satisfied. They didn't restart the round, but at least you have the same probability as Yuri to get shot.
You point the gun to your chest and pull the trigger...
SLURP!
Your jacket warps into a thick, black cloud of fog and is sucked into the barrel of the gun like water in the drain, leaving you in just a white tank top.
"Hey!" You yell out in protest, "That's so unfair!"
"Hah!" Natsuki bursts out in laughter, "Serves you right, you cheater! And you know what, I think {first_name} should get to remove another article of clothing just for his slippery, cheating ways!"
"Hey, I didn't know!" You protest, "It's your fault for not explaining the rules, I just watched what Yuri was doing!"
"Well then," Monica says, "Let's put it to a vote. Does {first_name} get a penalty for rolling the cylinder a second time?"
"No!" You say.
"Of course!" Natuski folds her arms, "There is no subverting justice!"
"Ah, I mean... " Yuri nudges her index fingers against each other, "I'd think {first_name} needs to learn to ask questions if something is unclear. It's for his own good."
...crap, this is heading in a direction you didn't count on, "Sayori, please! I'm begging you!"
"Sorry, {first_name}!" Sayori scratches the back of her head, "I gotta go with my heart on this one. We all play by the same rules."
"Then it's settled." Monica says, "{first_name}, remove an article of clothing without touching the gun. Let this be a lesson to you next time you think about cheating. "
Reluctantly you remove your tanktop, leaving you completely shirtless, the girls' eyes all falling on you and admiring your body.
"This is taking off to a tremendous start!" Sayori concludes.
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