Spider-Girl: Clothestaking - Part Two

PART TWO

MJ finally arrives home, after a long, awkward bus ride, to find a brand new Stark Industries Spider-Girl suit waiting in her bedroom. It's exactly her size. The next morning, she and Ned work together to hack the suit and unlock all its special features, though she still doesn't fully understand how to use them.

The next day at school, she discovers that security camera footage of her fight with the bank robbers has gone viral. And her gym class is disrupted when the girls' volleyball uniforms are replaced by sweat-soluble substitutes. On the bright side, she's able to pick up the energy signature of the tracking device she'd sewn into the fabric of her original costume - before the Vulture tore it off her body.

She joins a school trip as an excuse to go to Washington, D.C. There, she attempts to stop the Vulture's cronies from robbing an armored car. Unfortunately, while trying to incapacitate the thieves by zapping them one of of Stark's new weapons, she accidentally triggers the suit's experimental self-bondage subroutine.

MJ is automatically gagged and hogtied, with her own webs, and left inside the armoured car while the bad guys make their getaway. Her muffled cries for help only succeed in activating the suit's built-in personal massage system, which keeps her entertained over the next three hours.

Meanwhile, Ned and the gang make their way toward the Washington Monument, wondering where MJ has got to. Little do they realise that Flash Thompson is carrying a nudity ray in his backpack.

Robots unload the armoured car in a SHIELD warehouse, where MJ is finally able to wriggle free from her bonds. She hastily peels off the vibrating suit, and searches the warehouse for a replacement costume. The stacked crates are full of exotic technology, but the only clothing she can find is in a box left over from Tony Stark's last Halloween party.

Wearing a knockoff Black Widow costume designed for a woman three sizes smaller and three times sluttier, she has no trouble getting a ride back to Washington. The cleavage is too deep for comfort, and it would be nice if the hotpants concealed more of her ass, but at least it's not trying to have its way with her. The Stark suit is tucked under her arm, still buzzing.

As they go up the stairs of the Washington Monument, Flash tries to disintegrate Betty Brant's pants with the nudity ray. He succeeds, but unintentionally triggers a chain reaction. MJ arrives back in the city just in time to see the Monument begin to crumble, with all her friends trapped at the top.

She springs into action. News helicopters arrive just in time to witness Spider-Girl perform a series of daring aerial maneuvers, bouncing around in her miniscule costume as the world looks on. When the dust clears, the Washington Monument is wrapped in spiderweb scaffolding, keeping it from falling apart until the rescue crews can arrive.

The only trouble is, MJ has tangled herself up in her own webs. She's stuck fast to the side of the Monument, glued to the wall, spread-eagled before the cameras. A little embarrassing, but at least everyone is safe.

Someone zooms in for a close-up shot just as the core of the nudity ray goes critical.