Sorority insight on that bitch Lati

DELTA DELTA SORORITY FILE:

Current Seniority Rank: 19th (of 131) exceptionally high for a sophomore, would be higher if not for my (Erin's) private vote of no-confidence

Positions Held: Founded the Delta Delta Sorority Charity Activities group, former Pledge Master, former Pledge Class President

Favorite Body Part: her innocent fucking face

Least Fave Body Part: "my boobs, idk I think they're, like, too big!" the fucking little suck-up...

Guy Type: Idealists, chill stoners, socialists

Secret Ambition: "I just want to live in a world where we all help each other, where we finally overcome povety, hunger..." I (Erin) can't even write this drivel. This girl is a pro con.

Secret Fear: when I crush her in public finally

****: Weed, ****, hippy stoner ****,

Secret Event(s): Although purportedly unrelated to Lati, her freshman year sorority roommate, Anastasia, had a psychotic episode over the course of Spring into Summer. Lati and Anastasia were friends before pledging Delta Delta.

Lati renovated her room (formerly a double) into a single over this past summer *WITHOUT MY PERMISSION*. This illegal and unapproved work gutted an older section from the house that had been boarded up since being used for disciplinary purposes in the 1960s.

Pledge Class Name: Mrs. Perfect