Sorority insight on Mimi

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Current Seniority Rank: 7th (of 131)

Positions Held: Bro, Mimi signs up for everything you don't want to delve too deep into the particulars

Favorite Body Part: Long Legs (although Mimi will be humble and giggle away the question)

Least Fave Body Part: Slanty Eyes

Guy Type: Mimi is constantly chasing "Mr Right", gentlemen, empathetic dudes

Secret Ambition: Mimi's own fashion line!

Secret Fear: Disappointing her parents

****: Weed, Magical Mushrooms, LSD, Chemical Compounds (tested), MDMA, ****, hippy shit.

Secret Event(s): In Freshman year, Mimi took too much acid and ended up at the dyke sorority, where she had an 'episode' involving 10+ lesbians.

Mimi tied herself to a tree to protest cutting down the pine forest on North Campus, but it was a spruce outside of the dining hall Sophomore year and paramedics had to chop down the tree to free her.

Pledge Class Name: Princess Mimi