Somethings should stay closed

“Oh my gosh, this board is gigantic! I have a feeling this will be a long game session.” Damien said.

“So… I guess we pick our characters, I think I’ll go with the Jaguar. It’s my favorite animal after all.” Logan said, placing the animal on one of the several starting points.

“Hmmm… if you’re going with your favorite animal I’ll do mine. There it is, the Cheetah.” Damien said, doing the same.

"Welcome to Male Paradise. In this game you will find some fun scenarios to experience. That being said we have some rules to go through!

Rule 1: No one is allowed to quit prematurely. If someone attempts to stall the game they will be **** to play.

Rule 2: To move one has to draw a card. Don't worry after that it is all automated.

Rule 3: To win reach the center of the board.

Rule 4: The winner decides if the scenarios stay.

Rule 5: Have fun!

To make sure everyone gets the most out of their cards we have instituted a new rule: When everyone has drawn a card or three voluntarily the game will be paused for 24 hours."

“This game had an automated system and it has speakers?! This game gets better and better!” Damien said

“I dunno man, this is kinda creeping me out.” Logan said.

“Lighten up, besides the winner can reverse the changes right? So I don’t see the big deal.” Damien said.

“I guess you’re right, so I guess I’ll go first since I placed my token before you.” Logan said, hesitantly picking up his card.

Instantly the Jaguar came to life and pounced six spots forward. “So cool! I wonder how they got the tokens to do that.” Damien remarked.

“I guess I read the card aloud then. Fluffy tail and fluffy ears, just like your character they are natural, beautiful and sensitive when they appear. Draw another card.” Logan said, as he felt a searing pain on his head and ass. As soon as it came it left, making him even more confused.

“Bro, that’s sick! You have Jaguar ears and tail! C-can I pet them?” Damien asked.

“I guess, but only after we’re done drawing cards for the day.” Logan said, drawing another card as his token moved six spaces once again.

“Big Muscles or Muscles Big, flip a coin to see which one it is! Draw again.” He groaned, grabbing a coin and flipping it.