Duo: Damien, Logan

“Yo bro, I didn’t know you had so much shit in your attic! God, this will take forever to clean.” Said Damien.

“To be fair, you never asked how much I had in here. Besides, only a quarter of this is actually mine and I’ve kept that clean. I just haven’t had time for the rest of this junk.” Said Logan

*sigh* “Fuck’n hell, let’s just get started.” Damien said.

Over the course of the next hour they cleaned up a good 2/3rds of the mess finding some very bazar items a long the way.

“Bro, check this out! There’s a board game, it’s titled ‘Male Paradise’, wanna play to see what it’s about after we’re finished here?” Damien asked.

“What the hell, honestly the bazar title alone gets me intrigued.” Logan said.

They finished cleaning the attic, dumping everything they found except for the game in the garbage.

“Alrighty, let’s see what this game is all about!” Damien said.