Some 'pie'

Satsuki: Well...it-it's not so much something i cooked, but, i think it'll be tasty for you, Negi-sensei.

Negi: Oh, something raw? Great! I love sushi!

Satsuki looked over both shoulders and looked back blushing. She lifted the front of her pastry chef shirt and undid her skirt, letting it fall to the ground. Negi's eyes flew open, getting an eyeful of her white silk panties.

Satsuki: D-do you still wanna try it?

Negi: Try what?

Satsuki: My....my 'pie'.

Negi: You...keep pie in your panties?

Satsuki: sigh Chao!! Keep people busy up front, ok?!

Chao: Will do!!

Satsuki: Thanks! Negi-sensei, i want you to try me. To let me know how i taste.

Negi: .....squeaking why?

Satsuki: I've been cooking and baking for years. Most of my life. I can identify the flavor of pretty much everything considered food someplace on earth, from mackerel sushi with wasabi to toasted roaches. The only thing i don't know if people like is the taste of myself. So, i want you to try it and let me know. Ok?

Negi: W-w-why don't you ask Chao?

Satsuki: Because Chao is...she's a woman. I'm not a lesbian, sensei. I-i like..men. And since you're one of the only men around here....you're the only one i...

Negi: Mmm?

Satsuki: ...like.

Negi: Eh?! M-me!?

Satsuki: Uh-huh. I know you would rather Nodoka or Asuna told you that, and it's not like THAT, but i do like you, so....

Negi: I...i don't know if i could...

Satsuki: Please, Negi-sensei? It would help me out a lot.

Negi: How so?

Satsuki: So i know how it tastes. Maybe i could replicate the flavor of it out of other ingredients. I think a pussy-bun would sell great, don't you?

Negi: Maybe...but in a girl's school?

Satsuki: You would be surprised how many girls here like pussy.

Negi: Really?!

Satsuki: Yup. whisper I heard Setsuna does.

Negi: Everybody says that. Three people said it today in class. Sakurako made a haiku about it.

Satsuki: I didn't say i was the only one who said it. And i noticed Setsuna didn't deny it. But anyway, will you taste me, Negi-sensei?