Snaring Shinigami

As you toss and turn on your spacious and wonderfully comfortable bed you begin to curse your late night insomnia, your inability o sleep playing with your mind and taunting you with the shadows strewn about your room. With a sigh you lean back heavily into the soft silky smooth pillows of your bed, your head lolling back as you thought of the insanity that had passed in only just a few short days. Not only had you given up everything you have known in the process of coming to this weird land and being transformed into what you were guessing was an evil spirit, but now you were swiftly acquiring women all around you left and right...granted the whole women thing was rather pleasant but that wasn't your point. As you idly stare out the window and up into the bright full moon of Hueco Mundo you think of how much your life has changed...what your new role is in this altered destiny...and how you're going to survive it all without going crazy.

You actually feel slightly relieved when a pair of shadows slink in through your window in the dead of night, one of them whispering quietly to the other only for the larger of the shapes to stand up proudly and talk in a normal speaking voice, "Oh ye of little faith, don't you trust me...Bee-chan?"

"Y-Yoruichi-sama," the smaller shadow whines, her louder voice apparent that she was close to breaking whatever stealth she ever had in the first place, "I-I told you not to call me that."

"Awww but it fits you so well Bee-chan," the taller shadow, the one you figure is Yoruichi, snickers.

"Please Yoruichi-sama," Bee-chan as the smaller one is known makes her best attempt at a serious tone but it falls flat, the persistent whine in her voice coming out in the undertone of every word, "we need to finish this mission..."

Yoruichi sighs into the darkness but her body language speaks of resolution to Bee-chan’s resolve, "Alright Bee-chan...wait." As the two shadows turn to face you your eyes quickly squint shut, your mind and body feigning sleep as the two new people in the room quietly sneak over to your bedside, "I think this just might be our Hollow."

"Really Yoruichi-sama," Bee-chan mutters as the two bend down over your 'sleeping' form, "He doesn’t look...all that powerful to me."

Deciding enough was enough you open your eyes quickly, the brilliant gold gems of the taller Yoruichi and the dusky grey orbs of the shorter Bee-chan widen in surprise as you give the pair a wide, almost evil grin, "Boo."

Your voice is enough to send the two girls jumping back in shock, Yoruichi much less than Bee-chan but just as amusing none the less. As the two tumble back onto their rears you watch with amused eyes as Bee-chan, a short black haired girl by the looks of it, proceeds to trip over Haineko and fall to the ground in an unceremonious heap. With this intrusion upon her slumber Haineko quickly yowls loudly, her body leaping from her bed of pillows and pouncing upon the unfortunate soul who dared to wake her. This ends up with Haineko perched atop the sneaking Bee-chan, the pink furred cat positioning claws at the ready to tear out the now disoriented girl’s throat.

Yoruichi on the other hand has enough sense and balance to right herself quickly, her grace akin to a cat as she quickly pulls herself into a flawless fighting stance. With the swiftness of the wind Yoruichi draws a small blade from behind her back, her hands holding the glinting steel weapon before her eyes as she glares you down, “You are either very good or I have lost my touch.”

With a chuckle you slowly sit up from your prone position on the bed, your lack of clothing evident as Yoruichi’s darkly tanned cheeks blush a vibrant crimson color, “Oh? And just why can’t it be both?”

Yoruichi’s eyes quickly home in on your chest, those beautiful molten gold orbs staring directly at your torso and the bold letter six imprinted above your heart, “So you ARE him…the new Espada that Aizen made from a human.”

You shrug apathetically as you stand up from your bed, your hands pulling your sheets with your body to make an impromptu covering for your lower body thus leaving your upper torso exposed, “The girls needed me and I couldn’t live here as a simple human so Bossman turned me into an Arrancar.”

“Girls?” Yoruichi questions quietly, her eyes never leaving your nearly naked body no matter how hard she tries to look away, “What do you mean girls?”

Almost before her statement can be finished Yoruichi finds the cold razors edge of Nel’s blade pressed against her throat, her golden eyes opening wide as she peers out of the corner of her eye at the green haired woman, “Lower your sword please. I do not enjoy fighting but to defend John I would gladly kill you.”

You chuckle again as Yoruichi lowers her sword, letting it drop to the floor knowing she was outclassed by your number one fraccion, “Good work Nel. You look as beautiful as always I must say.”

Despite Nel’s new blush she does not budge her blade from Yoruichi’s neck, her lips turning up in a small smile as her beautiful sea green eyes continue to glare into Yoruichi’s molten gold jewels, “Thank you John-sama. I heard some noise and came to investigate.”

“And Grim?” You question only to hear a low chuckle behind you.

Sure enough as you turn around you find Grim has joined Haineko in keeping Bee-chan pinned, her wild azure eyes staring down at the black haired girl with vicious intent, “Oi, John! I know who these are, they’re Shinigami!”

“Is that so?” Turning back to Yoruichi you smile softly, you calming grin even seeming to effect the dark skinned beauty, “So what would one Shinigami let alone two be doing so far in Las Noches? I wonder…”