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After tieing the two shinigami up and removeing their zanpakuto's you pull up a chiar and sit down infront of them. Smileing you nod to the shinigami. "So you'r Yoruichi, (Nodding to the taller girl.) And..you are...Bee-chan?" The smaller one starts to thrash. "WHO, THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING BEE-CHAN!?! YOU...YOU FILTHY HOLLOW!!" (WHAM!!!) Grim wallops her on the head.

"Stop screaming you shrimp!" After poping your ears you turn to Yoruichi. "You seem like a level headed person, would you mind telling me why you and your little friend there decided to break into my bedroom?" She looks to Haineko for a second. "How bout a tit for tat cutie?" She asks with a playfull wink.

"Depends...." She nods in understanding. "Just a question." You look to your fraccion and Haineko. "What do you guys think?" Nel nods while Grimjust shrugs. "Eh, what harm could it do John, it's not like the little fuckers are getting away with just a question."

"Good point. How bout you Kitty?" Haineko's tail twirls for a second. "Hmm...their not like that nasty oba-chan Matsumoto, I say let them ask their question master." You turn two the shinigami and grin. "Ok you two, ask away." Yoruichi gives you a sultry grin. "Why did you say...the GIRLS need me?" You shrug slightly. "Simple I'm in a relationship with all the female Arrancar, including my Fraccion."

Yourichi and 'Bee-chan' both expload with fierce blushs. "Y-you..you mean....yo-yo-you'r..." Bee-chan stutters while trying to hide the fact that her nipples have decided to make an apperance. Noticeing this you leer at her. "I'm what Bee-chan? Fucking them when ever they want me? Makeing sure they know love and happiness, instead of lonelyness and sorrow?"

Her face is so red that you suddenly have the desire to try frying an egg on her forehead. Shakeing off the sillyness you turn to Yoruichi. "I dont know what kind of rumors are flying around about me where you come from but I became an Arrancar for them, I would do anything for my girls, AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING!" Your last words laced with so much venom the bound shinigami flinch back from you.

"So what are you going to do with us?" Yoruichi whispers while Bee-chan huddles next to her. "I'm not going to kill you." They stare at you with a bewildered look. "Despite what I am, I'm not a murderer." They visably relax ever so slightly. "BUT, I am going to use you for a little exparament."

You, Grim, Nel and suprisingly Haineko start to grin evily. The two Shinigami start to quiver in fear. "Haineko be a dear and bring me that little box on my night stand?" You ask while scratching her chin. "Mmmh...yes master!" Haineko skips off to your bedroom swaying her hips along the way.

Holding a small box in your hand you point it towards the shakeing shinigami. "Yo-yo-you w-w-wont ge-get away with this!" Bee-chan squeeks out as she huddles against Yoruichi. "We'll see..." You depress the trigering mechanisim. A bright beem of light engulfs the room for a moment.

As the light dissapats you, your fraccion, haineko and a VERY confused pair of shinigami all blink owlishly. "The fuck...NOTHING HAPPENED!!?" Grim yowled. "Hmm...maybe its a delaid reaction?" You cock your head at the two shinigami when. (POP! POP!) Two distinct pairs of cat ears pop into place on the heads of the shinigami girls.

(The Group.) "GWEH!!!!!"