Smoochum

Neither Charmeleon nor Smoochum are a good match, but since the girl can get a hit in, you go with her.

You're not risking another sturdy incident, so to start, you go with a sweet kiss.

Brock gawks at Smoochum's lurid display while Graveler falls for her forwardness.

"Graveler! Rock throw!" Graveler begins returning the kiss, "Magnitude!" Graveler falls on his back, "Brick Break!" four stone hands begin groping the tiny girl.

You have about as much success breaking up the make-out session, but Smoochum's still your best bet, so you let it continue.

Brock gets annoyed at the show and orders Graveler to return. A look of fury crosses Smoochum's face, and Graveler decides not to leave his new lover.

Brock sighs, "I'll get the hose."

"So, who wins this?"

"No one; we'll just settle it with our remaining pokemon."

Shit, you pry them apart, but Graveler is unyielding. Whacking your dick against Smoochum's head gains her attention, but does nothing to lax the rock's grip. You're about to call for another ice beam when the pokemon begin to shine white.

You get your dick back in before Smoochum falls out of the evolution. A smile spreads across your face as the light clears.

Golem stands before you.

"Oh!" Brock comes back. Upon seeing the battle grounds, he drops the hose and returns to his side of the field. "Well, I'm not really sure where to go from here. Normally, we'd continue, but since I already said we should count this round as a double KO, it's up to you."

You laugh; Brock hasn't figured it out yet. "Brock, Graveler only evolves when it's traded."

A look of realization creeps onto Brock's face. He desperately orders a return, but Golem is under your command now.

"Bring out your last pokemon."

Brock growls in frustration, "Kabutops."

You have Smoochum return and leave your new pokemon on the field.

"Surf."

"Magnitude."

A roaring wave crashes on Golem, forcing him to his knees. When the water relents, Golem is in a miserable state, but as you suspected, he's sturdy.

Magnitude 7. It's super effective. Kabutops faints.