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"Is this a fucking joke to you? Humiliating and Small? Are you just picking the first thing off every list or are you going for some early-game rush build? Whatever." Carnachias shakes her head. "Next is what family o fmonsters you'll belong to. These are usually restricted by the type of monster core you have, but fuck it, pick whatever."

"First you have 'Goblinoid', which sure seems to be where you're heading. It ain't easy being green, and dumb, and violent. We keep Goblins, Orcs, and Ogres around because they breed fast and no one gives a fuck if they die. And they evolve fast enough to become something useful, sometimes. But you might get a unique advantage out of picking this, Mister Human No More. The actual perk is 'Goblin Gainz' which gives them the ability to pick up a Class, and would give you an Additional Class. They also give 200% boost to Class Experience."

"Then you have 'Theronic'. The beasts, Minotaurs, Unicorns, Chimeras, etc. Big, strong, usually furry, getting one of these into a human settlement is always a treat. Shame that outside the minotaurs they're usually more concerned with eating than ****, but I guess that's part of their charm. 'Load of Bull' gives you 200% bonus physical strength and defense, 50% bonus magic resistance, and a small boost to your virility. It's enough to produce children even with notoriously infertile races such as elves. Your children have a strong pack bond, and obey your every order."

"The 'Verdure' are plants. I didn't take you for a treehugger anon. These include Treants, giant carnivorous plants, and so on. They grow fast, are hard to kill, and smell pretty good. The garden of the Demon King's Castle is full of these, you know? 'Verdant Growth' means you have no weak points and lets you regenerate 20% of your biomass an hour, which increases as you get stronger. You also gain 200% bonus experience. Unfortunately plant-based monsters are weak to fire and ice taking triple damage from both."

" 'Erosarkic' were made by me. I made these to control land and fuck and breed everything while they're at it. I'm not too sure how it'll work with a body that can move, but I'm willing to give it a try for someone that appreciates the wonders of wet, squirming flesh. 'Carnation Conquest' increases your virility by leaps and bounds, turning any pregnancies you induce into litters of three to nine children. Your regeneration is enhanced, allowing you to regenerate up to 10% of your body within an hour, and that increases as you get stronger. The power of the Dark Goddess Carnachias takes root deep within you, MY POWER! Your spells are 50% better except for dark elemental attacks which are 300% better."

" 'Machine' monsters are a new addition. I remember when we finally turned the weapons of the Ancient Race against them. Funniest shit I've ever seen. So much fire and destruction. Shame we didn't figure how to install cyberdongs on them until after exterminating them, but whatever. Anyway these are like mechs? Or robots? 'Prime Directive' gives you balls of steel and a copper wire that turns off pain. As a machine you can turn off your emotions...for whatever reason you want. Your body would have 300% bonus physical strength and defense but your spell power is REDUCED by 50%. Stacking additively helps you with that penalty, just saying. Oh! But your Light-based magic isn't reduced."

" 'Bioferric' is something I'm kind of proud of. Happy little accident. Happened when I left a mecha girl in a tentacle pit and forgot about her. Millennia came to pass, and these things started popping up. These monsters have all the adaptiveness of tentacleflesh and the singlemindedness of a machine. 'Quicksilver' means your body is living metal which gives you 50% bonus physical strength, 200% physical defense, 50% bonus on most spells with 200% on Light and Dark elemental magic. I'd love if you picked this one."

"The 'Undead' should be self explanatory. But they are not. All bones and a boner, because being dead is no reason to stop ****. It's so easy to make an undead version of monsters that I don't know why we don't do it more often. Like, it's just switching the core from producing life energy to necrotic, easy peasy. Ah, right, the crippling weakness to light and fire magic. 'Spooky Calcium' Your physical defense is boosted by 1000%, your spells by 200% with Dark up by 400% instead. However you take 10 times damage from Light spells and 3 times from fire, times 11 if it is both. Also, healing now hurts you."

"Ugh, 'Slime'. These exist in any world with magic in it. They're literally the simplest magic-based lifeform in existence, and all they do is decompose organic materials, leech mana, grow, and undergo mitosis. Little known secret, Light and Dark Gods have an agreement to cull slime populations every now and then ever since they managed to consume a universe. 'The Magic Blob' lets you leech magic from your enemies, at the start being able to drain ALL of a novice mage's mana after a minute of contact. This ability will grow with you. You'd also have 300% bonus spell defense."

" 'Draconic'...dragons. Everyone likes dragons, except when you're the one that has to create them you realize they're almost not worth the costs. Anyway we're going all-in with your body, so fuck it, you can be a dragon. Just don't become a giant magpie, will you? 'Draconic Supremacy' befits the apex of monsters. Dragons gain one additional Monster Power. Your physical attack and defense, your spell power, and magical defense all are boosted by 500%. But dragons are the slowest to grow in power of all monsters, cutting your experience gain by 80%."

"Finally we have the 'Devil' family. Ah, yes, our quote children unquote, who seem to have forgotten what worship even is. You know what, I'll make you the start of a new Devil bloodline. The old one has proven itself pretty fucking useless, wait a sec while I bully Mel into accepting the idea."

In the distance Melanoche shouts "Fuck off! Just do it if you want to, I don't care!"

"There! One new iteration of the goddesses' chosen people ready to go. And a reminder that the new Demon King is female, wink, wink."

Carnachias blinks. "Oh right! The 'Devil' perk is 'Child of the Black Night'. The power of Melanoche grants you a 50% boost to physical attack and defense, 200% boost to spell power with a 600% boost to Dark spells instead."