Slowly creep out the side door

You slowly creep out of the side door opening it and looking around to make sure no one is near. You walk out the door and it closes behind you. Immediately you realize your mistake the door locked behind you there was no going back now. The only way I could go was yo the side staircase to the second floor, and at this point you had no other options. You ascend up the stairs as fast as you can you look down to see your member looking like a button even smaller than you’ve ever seen it. Finally you make it to the top of the stairs when you hear footsteps coming from your left