Slowly but Surely

Shailene stared at the dildo. Before she knew it, she had lowered her clothes then mounted it. As it slid up into her, she squealed a bit as she sank down fully. The sensation she felt snapped her out of her trance and she realized what she had done, but remained seated.

The waitress brought a menu. "Drinks?"

"What do you recommend?"

"The White Russian is good, and the semen is always fresh. The Lemon Drop with chilled urine is popular with a certain type, but it's not for everyone, and the Pink Lady has fresh pussy juice if you swing both ways."

"Ummm...uhhh...surprise me."

"Very good. Here's your menu and a drink menu if you want something else."

The menu was standard fare, but with toppings of semen or pussy juice, and urine, but the last only on a few items.

The waitress came back with a tall glass. "Shlong Island Iced Tea." She set the drink down. "Decided what you want to eat?"

"Yes, the mushroom swiss veggie burger....with extra semen," said Shailene as she whispered he last part.

"Very good, it comes with fries and a dill pickle spear, and the dildo will vibrate when your order is on the way." The waitress left.

Shailene took a sip of her drink. It was strong and she thought she could taste semen, but there was an odd ingredient she could not place. She squirmed a bit on her seat, which made her horny.

She watched as a waitress hiked up her skirt and lowered herself onto a male customer's dick. As the female guests stood up and removed themselves from the dildos on the seats, a female busboy would come out and lick the dildos clean.

Shailene saw a text from her agent. "Magazine cover? Yes or no?"