Slidin' Down a Rail

It's time for the grand finale of my epic music video. Yes sir, today my balls hit a nail. We put a nail in the railing of the stairs and a tarp on the floor so I don't get blood on the stairs. We also got a first aid kit with bandages and sutures. Zoe was an army medic in Afghanistan so she has experience with treating wounds.

With my hair and makeup done I put on a short tight sexy red dress and matching red high heel sandals. Zoe starts recording as I walk seductively towards the stairs. I get on the railing and begin sliding down. Zoe follows me down with the camera. We put the nail halfway down. We hammered it in so the point sticks out of the top of the railing at an angle.

I hit the nail, first I feel it puncture my scrotum and then it pierces my left testicle. I want to scream but I can't, the pain is too intense. Despite the pain I don't want to move. Any movement would just make it hurt all that much more. I'm stuck to the stairway railing. Blood trickles from my ball onto the tarp. Zoe stops recording.

"Zoe ....help ...me." after she gets me free of the nail in my nut she cleans my wound , sutures it then puts a bandage on it. Then she gives me five Advils and pulls a couple of joints out of her cigarette pack and gets an ashtray from the kitchen. I smoke both joints while Zoe only takes a couple of tokes. One thing I forgot to mention about Zoe is she's as strong as an ox.

She carries me up to my bed and takes my high heel sandals off. Zoe turns on the TV on my dresser and we watch a Love it or List it marathon on HGTV and periodically smoke some more weed. The weed really helps with the pain.

Around nine o'clock that night I fall asleep. Zoe stays the night holding me in her arms.