Sleep in and watch TV (Skip weekend activities)

{if@ WeekendEnd == False}Ah, you know what? It's your first weekend, and you've totally earned a proper break! This past week was super intense. The weekend's all about going easy and relaxing, so if you tried to plan a whole activity list to do, it wouldn't even be a proper weekend. It would be a weekextention. And that sounds no fun at all!

You feel pretty justified in just slipping into your pyjamas and nestling into the couch to watch a bunch of movies and shows. You've got a whole five days to catch up on, since Coinpilfer doesn't have any channels at all, so there's plenty to get through! You get yourself all cozy on the couch with your blankets, ready to turn your brain off, and click the TV on. You cozy up to the loudly playing TV, and before you know it, you're happily napping inside of your bundle of blankets.

You only leave your pile of happiness a few times, to go to the toilet or make toasties to devour. It's a pretty great spot to be in, really, even if you don't get much done. Well, not much apart from witnessing the trials and tribulations of Mr. and Mrs. Tevlon, as Mrs. Tevlon's ex-lover returns to the sleepy old town of Dummshou.

It turns out, he never actually left her behind, and this whole time he's been married to Mrs. Tevlon's twin sister, thinking it was Mrs. Tevlon. It sparks up all of the old feelings they still have for each other, and brings into question the legitimacy of Mr. and Mrs. Tevlon's relationship. Plus, Mrs. Tevlon was just having a big argument with Mr. Tevlon, and Mrs. Tevlon's ex was just having a big argument with Mrs. Tevlon's twin sister that he thought was Mrs. Tevlon, so their old romance is really starting to look like it might come back.

You just got up to the part where Mrs. Tevlon and her old lover plan to swap out Mrs. Tevlon with her twin sister, so that Mr. Tevlon doesn't even realise what happened, and her twin sister gets a second chance at love. But before you could start the next episode, it was already 2am, the morning of going back to school. Arghh! You want to know what happens next!

You wipe the tears from your bleary eyes and shut off the TV, sitting in silence in your couch blanket-bundle for a few moments. It's amazing how much of an emotional response art can draw from people. Eventually, you pass back out into sleep, waking up the next morning to the sunlight streaming in through your windows.

The two day weekend breezed past super quick, but by the end you're feeling super duper refreshed and prepared for another week at Coinpilfer (if a little bit teary-eyed and emotional). You must've slept, like, twenty hours this weekend! And eaten at least six or seven toasties, too. But now, it's the next morning, and you've got to head back to Coinpilfer University again for another week of training!

Sniffle.

{elseif WeekendEnd == True}You know what? Yesterday was tons of fun, but sometimes you don't want a project day on your weekend with a bunch of plans and ideas and stuff. Sometimes you just need a good relax! Your first week at Coinpilfer was already pretty exhausting, so what'd be the point in making the weekend a whole thing too? For your second day, you're more than justified in just curling up on the couch to be a slug girl in front of the TV.

Since Coinpilfer doesn't have any channels at all, there's plenty for you to catch up on. You're all grown up now, it's not like high school when you could come home and watch TV after every day of school. But you know what? Why can't it be like that, for just one day? While flipping through the channels, you come across an old show you used to absolutely love when you were a kid -- The Adventures of Demolition Girl!

It's a superhero show about this really cool superhero woman who fights crime and supervillains with the power of her awesome fists. Her hands are indestructible, and she can alter their density at will -- plus, she's got a bit of super strength in her arms too, so she's still able to punch things while her fists are all dense and heavy.

This show used to be the best! You'd watch it with Ben every Friday, when he'd come over to spend the night. You grab a packet of chips from the kitchen, then snuggle back down into the couch all warmly wrapped up in your blanket. The comic channel's dedicated the entire day to rerunning the show's first season, and you're more than ready to absolutely blast through it. Here goes!

The rest of the day breezes by super quickly, but by the end you're feeling super refreshed. Your love of Demolition Girl and her supporting cast has also been reignited, even if you're a bit annoyed that she won't just admit her love for Larry already, because it's really obvious that they have feelings for each other, but Lady Leach keeps getting in the way by threatening the mayor. Lady Leach sucks. Larry kind of sucks too, but Demolition Girl loves him, and you just want what's best for Demolition Girl even if she does have crap taste.

Anyway! The season finale comes to a close on an epic cliffhanger battle for the city, but you've already seen the next four seasons, so you know what happens. You click off the TV and the screen fizzles out, then nestle up in your bundle of warm blankets. That was pretty cool. But now, you're relaxed and ready to head back to Coinpilfer for another week tomorrow morning. Also, you completely demolished your chips, as well as like two and a half toasties. Full polished them off. Mad woman.{endif}