Main Quest I - "Baby Steps"

Mandy was living in a part of the town that was nowhere near my dorm. So while casually walking back, I decided to play with the troll, hopefully it had updated itself by now.

Upon turning m phone on, I noticed an interesting thing, the battery icon was gone. Magic was finally being put to good use. That annoying "How my I help you today" nonsense was gone. For all other purposes my phone was back to how it had been before. Actually, that app icon I had seen in the beginning was also gone.

Me: 'Are you done trolling me?'

The screen turned black, followed by, 'Not quite'

Me: 'There's the annoying little unhelper I know.'

The screen changed again, 'Initiating Privilege Reversal.'

Me: 'Hey, hey, no, I am sorry, I am sorry. No more messing around.'

The troll was really just messing with me. The screen changed once more.

User has completed the hidden quest by encountering a new kind of magic.
The system has now evolved to TrollBot#3000.
Quest Reward: Privileges have been elevated to Level 1.

Me: 'Did your feeling get hurt and you decided to have make over?'

TB#3000: 'Yes.'

Me: 'Will you now be imitating the "System" style from those novels I used to read?'

TB#3000: '...'

Me: '...'

TB#3000: 'Hush! This style has been originated by me. I am not imitating any thing.'

Me: 'So what's my "Main Quest".'

I decided it was better to ignore this topic, as this little troll would definitely make me pay if I kept on with this line of conversation. Seemed like, my tactic worked.

A new Quest has been issued.
Main Quest I - "Baby Steps"
As the user has been deemed too weak to assist the master. He needs to focus on improving his abilities first. The goal is to have a threesome with Eva and Jade. This goal needs to be achieved with in 1 week.
Reward - You get to keep me, consider yourself blessed
Penalty - What's the point your existence if you can't even achieve this? Death is the only available option

I don't if that "penalty" was a joke or not, one thing I did know, my tactic of ignoring the topic had failed. Sigh, my life is really sad.