Not Quite

Hoping that the failure penalty was just a joke, I decided to read further. Seems like the "system" imitation didn't stop at just issuing quests. There was a stats page as well.

User: John Doe
Current Level: 1
Ongoing Tasks: Baby Steps
Completed Tasks: None

Characters Met:
Siri: 6-00
Chanel: 6-00
Lana: 4-90
Eva: 6-20
Jade: ??
Alexis: Locked
Tory: Locked
Mandy: 8-00
Master: 0-00

Me: 'Can I please get a better explanation about these numbers?

TB#3000: 'The information already provided has been deemed to be enough.'

So vagueness it is. Guess my first goal should be get Jade's score. Ah, how do I trick her into giving me her number. She seemed like some with a stick up her ass. Are all "Chinese" that tightly wound. This task is not going to be easy. Sigh.

TB#3000: 'I agree, even just bedding that bitch with in this week would be a challenge, forget the threesome you need. You'll need an outside intervention to achieve this goal.'

Me: 'Please stop reading my mind, when I don't want you to.'

TB#3000: '...'

Me: 'Fine, how do I get this outside intervention.'

TB#3000: 'The user had hurt the system's feelings, no more hints will be provided for this task.'

Me: 'At least I was right in calling you a troll.'

Still frustrated at this stupid troll, I finally made it back to my dorm room. My roommate, was no where to be found, but I did see a stranger sleeping on my bed.