A hot brunette

I tried to wake her up.

'Hey, lady! My bed, get up.'

When shouting gave no results, I decided to get physical. Shaking her violently ought to do the trick.

The brunette, half awake: 'Is it morning? A cup of joe for me.'

Me: 'This Joe doesn't come in cup size.'

The brunette, still half awake: 'Why? Are we out of coffee?'

Ah, dam this hot idiot.

Me: 'WAKE UP YOU BITCH, MY BED.'

The brunette, finally awake: ' Oh, who are you, where's.. ah.. whatshisname.'

Me: 'Finally up, are we? Now get packing.'

The brunette: 'Shh, my head hurts.'

Seems like I'll have to play nice. Hot idiots are surprisingly difficult to deal with.

Me: 'I am his roommate. He is a complete looser, so I doubt you are a one night stand. Who are you and why are you in my bed?'

'Abigail, you can call me Abby.'

Me: 'Can I call you, "idiot".'

Abby: 'Hey, how did you know my pet name? All my friends call me "idiot", I have been hoping that "Abby" would catch on though.'

Me: 'I take it back, seems like Whatshisname, did score last night.'

Idiot: 'Does he play football?'

Me: 'Never mind.'

I was getting late for class and no longer had the energy to deal with this one. Also I had bigger fish to catch. Need to keep my stamina up. I'll play with this idiot later. I ignored her and started to get my things ready for class. While I was organizing, she just sat there on my bed, looking at me intently.

Idiot: 'Are you getting ready to take me somewhere? Let me be clear, I only put out on the first date.'

That got my attention. Guess, I'll be skipping the first lecture.

Me: 'Only on the first? Why not on the second and third?'

Idiot: 'No one calls be back. I haven't been on a second date in a long time.'

Me: 'Is it because that you put out on the first, and are very difficult to deal with that no one calls you back?'

Idiot: 'I am super nice. How am I difficult to deal with? Also, my friends say that I should get sex out of the way as soon as possible.'

Me: 'Are you sure they are your friends?'

Idiot: 'I buy them stuff and they eat my food. Only friends, let you do that.'

Today was the day when I was supposed to begin my ascend into evil. Why am I stuck with an idiot who really needs help. Let's just fuck her and send her packing.

TB#3000: 'The user is advised to not have intercourse for the time being, you have low stamina, you will not be able to make any progress on the quest today.'

Me: 'What did I say about reading my mind? And I thought you were not going to help me.'

A new quest has been issued.
Side Quest - "Help an Idiot"
The user has encountered a unique situation which can help him increase his strength. The user has to gain complete dominance over Abigail Mac, without having sex with her. There is no deadline for the task.
Reward - Gain insight into manipulating the mind
Penalty - If you fuck her: The idiot will become too attached to you and will be impossible to shake off.

Me: 'WTF? I don't want to deal with her. I just wanted to have meaningless sex with an easy stranger. Please, can I ignore this task.'

A quest has been updated.
Side Quest - "Help an Idiot"
The user has encountered a unique situation which can help him increase his strength. The user has to gain complete dominance over Abigail Mac, without having sex with her. The goal needs to be achieved in 2 days.
Reward - Gain insight into manipulating the mind
Penalty - 4 days will be deducted from the time available to complete the "Baby Steps" quest.

Fuck. The troll has turned straight up evil. Now I need a good plan.