Sister (Really?)

Why? Just because. I didn't know if I wanted to fuck my sister, but did want to she her on here knees. Maybe in a French maid costume.

Really, why? Fine, I wanted know way she was a 6 for others and a nightmare for me. Don't get me wrong, if we just go on her looks she was at least 8.5, even 9 if you were slightly drunk. But the Helper Bot#11 said she had a score of 6, meaning she was prone to talking orders from others, then why was an exception. It's not like I was 100% down with the app, all this could still be an elaborate hoax, but I needed to know.

Me: Hey Sis, wanna meet for drinks?

(Yup, I figured out how to send messages again)

I waited for 30 mins before the notification light went off.

Bitchy Sis: Hey John, sorry but Chanel has passed out from drinking too much. If you still want to, you can meet us at the Loft downtown. - Lana

Great, she disappoints me even when she's unconscious.

I could go to the Loft and try the app on Lana, but her score is too low, I don't know if I'll be able to see the effects on the app on her right away.

Seems like I am better off looking for Siri, if I want to test the effects of this app.