Siri, duh

Me: Hey Siri, are you a good girl?

Siri: Depends on what you want me to do?

Me: What if I wanted a kiss?

Siri: Come over to find out.

Well, that went well. I knew that she has always had a crush on me. So, exploiting her would not be difficult. Yeah, yeah, I am an asshole, sue me. Oh right, feisty lawyer, too bad :P

Heading out, I came across a room with the door slightly ajar. Turns out that the hot RA and the even hotter RA were lesbians. Well let's say bi. You know what, let's just say that everyone is bi.

Another wild room with an open door appeared. A Latina and a, I want to say, Chinese were arguing over something. They were hot so I zoned out for a bit, but I was not touching this mess, at least not when it was clothed.

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Knocks.

From inside: 'It's open.'

Me: 'Hey.'

Siri in loose Clothing: 'Hey, you. I thought that you were going to hid from me for all 4 years.'

Me, trying to make out her breast: 'Guilty, but I really couldn't stay away from my best friend now, could I.'

Siri, pulling the hem of her t-shirt down: 'What did you do?'

Me, unashamed: '...well I had some racially and sexually insensitive thoughts, so needed my lawyer to make it go away.'

Siri, stepping forward: 'Pre-law'

Me, stepping forward: 'Same diff'

Siri, smiling and coming in closer, really up close: 'What's about this kiss I am hearing?'

Me, staring at her glossy lips: 'Really, pre-law with that grammar?'

And as expected I was greeted with a punch to my shoulder. Well not the worst one I have had, yeah, I kinda deserved it.

Brushing it off, I decided to go for the kill. She was already close enough, so I grabbed her head and brought my lips really close to hers, any closer and that would count as a kiss. Panic set in her eyes, asking if was really going to do this. The ensuing kiss was my answer.

Quickly, she melted into the moment and we kept on going for a good full minute.

Siri, blushing and breathing heavily: 'So are we really going to give this a try?'

I ignored her for a few and checked my phone.

Siri - 6-00

(The follow up will finally have the sex scenes you crave, pinky swear :P)