Side Quest: Tina Makes An Executive Decision

Tina Copse-Wood-Campbell

Tina is drowsy and sore and soooo happy. All five of her brand-new bouncing baby bunny-daughters (Bella, Bonnie, Esmeralda, Delilah, and Tina, Jr.) are all FINALLY fed and napping at the same time. Her tits, alchemically enhanced to induce lactation, feel like they have been mauled by hungry suction cups. They kind of were. Tina slumps backwards into bed, ready for some shut-eye before her precious cuties need more milk again.

So, it is with some irritation that a certain bratty bird burst into her backup bedroom in the hatchery.

“Ahoy, Tina. You’re in charge of the show while our Cap’n is away, aye?”

Tina, half asleep, needs a few minutes to process the question. Ooooh, I am in charge! Aha, it is time for Tina, Titan of Trickery, to shine! She attempts to leap up, only managing to get her sloshy milk-filled breasts to jiggle.

“Help me up,” Tina pouts. Airika strains, but manages to get the ravishing rabbit to rest her back against the headboard. Then she hops into bed beside her and starts to grope those tender tits.

“Ouchie. Airika, stop. Did you need something? If not, I’d really like to get some rest…”

“Oh, I don’t need anything. I want a spanking, but Mattie is too busy stopping Gaia from being eaten. The show-runner needs something.”

Eww. The weirdo sea slug needs something from me? Tina shudders, then sighs, “What does it want?”

“Timey-wimey nonsense? So, apparently, our publication cadence is different from Arabella’s and, due to the show-runner’s work with the other behind the scenes entities, most of our significant party afternoon scenes are going to other seasons for website publication purposes. It is worried that, given how Arabella’s show-runner handles their chapter production, we may have a gap and need a filler? In the middle of our cast being frozen in time waiting for Mona to get back?”

“Hmm…” Tina hums, “That sounds like a bit of a pickle. You know, Arabella, Lucy, and Genet all have done ‘Ask Me Anything’ sessions. We should hop onto that trend. Get it? Hop!”

Airika rolls her eyes and gropes Tina’s tender tits again. The bonny bunny is too busy planning to notice.

“We’ll make the best filler AMA chapter of all time! Answering questions, fireworks, oooh, a hot new commercial for my Insta-Thot page! It’ll be a blast! C’mon, Airika, we got stage directions to design!”

The sudden mewling cries of a couple of bunny babies distracts Tina from her scheming. Airika uses the distraction to sneak away. Tina struggles to get to whichever baby needs attention. A mommy’s work is never done!

The Show-Runner

You heard the bonnie bunny! As noted above, none of the collaboration scenes associated with my branch actually fell in the afternoon portion of party day and, given how XarHD publishes (not that there is anything wrong with it), I had the distinct feeling that the afternoon is going to take enough real world days that I will end up either needing some filler or skip a publication day.

So, let’s try the whole AMA thing! The AMA is the actual side quest. 10 BP per used question. Tina may grant an arbitrary amount of additional BP if she likes the question. Questions can be sent to whoever you’d like: Mona, Tina, contestants, Tina, Harper, staff (which includes Tina), random bunny-daughters, random passersby, and, of course, Tina.

Tina is totally not holding a cast of Fireball to lob at me if she doesn’t get enough complimentary questions.

To submit questions, either put them in the comments section below or using the on-site messaging system. Don’t forget to give attribution if you are so inclined. Questions can be submitted until I actually need to put the chapter together, which is admittedly a bit vague. I will update this chapter once I know when I will need to fire this off.

I will also take some fresh commercials, if you happen to have them.