Shorts rip!

Lauren opened her eyes to see her next disaster on the television. She was working out in short shorts and a belly shirt, a shameful amount of jiggling. Then it cut away to her two trainers.

"Lauren is clearly the most out of shape contestant here." Her male trainer said.

"Yes, it's really pretty shocking for a woman that young." Her female trainer agreed. It cut back to Lauren, struggling to do squats. Everyone was watching her and the camera swung around, revealing her shorts struggling to contain her shockingly huge backside. Lauren, knowing what was coming, curled up on the couch, wishing she could disappear. Then...

RRRIIIPPPP!

Her shorts split and her thick, pale white butt split by a crack was revealed. Daryl and Vanessa burst out laughing as the television played an instant replay. Even her mother laughed at this.

"Man, that backside can't be contained!" Vanessa explained.

"Too thick for clothes!" Daryl laughed, as Lauren stared at her own exposed butt in utter humiliation...