Shier Chutzpah

"Damn, you busted out of your pen just to meet me? I like a girl that's enthusiastic. Hey, uh, I get one free right? Does that mean I cant use that note to do a bo-go type thing? You know, pay full price for one and then use the card to get the second one free?" You ask, playing it cool about the note of despeartion you heard in Stacy's voice a second ago, just like she is playing it cool about having whispered to you with a charging T-Rex bearing down on both of you...

The Clerk look's shocked but calls out "Sue, Hold it! Look's like we have a PAYING customer on our hands!" Sue skids to a stop but even so plows into Stacy's back which bumps her into you knocking you on your ass again.

"Are they always like this?" You ask, bum smarting this time.

"Oh, I'm so sorry sir, I can offer you a 5% discount on your purchase in recompense for all the roughhousing!" Travis says.

"Thanks I appreciate that." You declare as Stacy helps you to your feet again. "Anyway, how much will the second one cost if taking home two is allowed?" You ask, and Travis smiles.

"When I mentioned you were quite lucky to get a free offer I wasn't kidding, they're QUITE expensive..." He hedges.

"How, MUCH?" You say putting a touch of annoyance into your voice for all that you are a bit frightened by the anthropomorphic T-Rex looming over you.

"Ten Thousand Dollars, before taxes and license, less your discount of course." Travis declares, and you swallow...