Shepard Interacts

The door to meeting room opened. Liara and Miranda were inside the room, discussing the strange item they found.

"What's going on?" Asked Shepard.

"Ah, commander. Liara and I are just wondering about this book we found." Replied Miranda.

"A book?"

"Yes Shepard. We believe that this book might have been used by the Protheans, but we could not get it to open. There's a locking mechanism on it that I've never seen before, especially not for the Protheans!" Said Liara.

"Let me see it. Maybe my experience with the beacon can-" as he touched the book, the locking mechanism started to move, and more importantly, another vision. One much more confusing. The only thing he could recognize was that it showed him all the women he had met. As the mechanism finished moving, Shepard lost his conciousness.

An hour passes, he awoke from his slumber, where he was greeted with a very... huge change.

"Shepard!" Said Liara and Miranda in unison. Both of them were worried for the commander after he passed out. Both of them were also in possession of much larger assets. Shepard in turn, couldn't help but stare at their enlarged breasts, which, strangely to him, neither commented on.

"Are you alright?" Asked Miranda, while placing her bosom right in front of his face.

"Umm... yes." Replied Shepard, too flabbergasted to say much.

"Thank the Goddess, we were worried that you'd be **** for far longer." Said Liara, also puting her boobs in front of his face. "When you passed out Shepard, the book unlocked with it, and we were able to read its contents."

"Anything... uh... noteworthy?"

"That's just it Shepard, the content is very strange. It was written in 'rules' that everyone already knew about,

OLD RULE: All women have, at least, tits as large as their heads

OLD RULE: Women don't mind being ogled at

Maybe it was some Prothean's private journal? Though I would wonder why they were writing about common knowledge." Said Liara.

Shepard's mind was trying to understand what was just said to him. What kind of common knowledge did he miss in the hour he was passed out? Also what she mean 'old rule'? Both of those things were pretty new to him! So what, if he imagined a ridiculous rule it would do it? Like

OLD RULE: All women have big bubble butts to complement their huge tits.

Without warning, the two ladies in front of him now possess rather jiggly rears. Shepard gulped in response. Was it the book that did this? It had to be right? Was his experience with the beacon causing all of this? One thing was clear to him though, there were a lot of things he can change now, and there were two volunteers right in front of him for his tests.