She panics

"Um, look, I'm not really sure," said Tanya. Her heart was racing, she was starting to sweat, her mind was addled with confusion and near panic.

"Just trust me," said Mad Cat.

"Um. OK.

"We printed out a couple of pages of...um...naughty tattoos in the hopes some naughty women might take me up on my offer. Good thing we're on the radio!"

Mad Cat showed Tanya two print outs

Tanya eyes went wide. She wanted to run out, but could not.

"You want me to choose, or you can close your eyes and pick one at random," said Mad Cat. "Choose which."