She hides inside a thicket

I chase after the big titted slut, only to watch her run into a bunch of hedges, like a thicket. Crap, it’s going to be a bitch to pull her out of that. I chase her into the hedges, but the slut has already pulled her head down. I keep going to where she was last visible, then I look around. She must have already crawled further in. I go on further and try my best to find her, but it’s fucking hard in the dark.

Eventually, I step on something slimy and I immediately pull my foot back. What the fuck was that? Not some weird slug or something I hope. I lift my foot and try to figure out what it was. With the little bit of light that is around, I figure out that the thing I stepped in was feces. I sigh in frustration, muttering to myself: "Motherfucker".

I find some plant stuff and rub my foot against it to clean the shit off. Damn animals coming over here and shitting all over the place. I thought there were not supposed to be any large animals that live over here.

Once my foot is clean, I continue searching for ‘big-tits’. I need her necklace to prove to Duane that I’m not lying. And maybe also bang her, because that’s how the rules go. Eventually though, I reach the other side of the thicket. Did she run all the way through? I look over yonder but don’t see anybody moving around. I turn back to the thicket again and wonder if maybe she’s still in there. I sigh and slump my shoulders. I am not interesting in searching through that whole thicket. I give up. I lost her.

You know, maybe I don’t need a necklace to prove anything to Duane. I could tell her the name of that chick I was with. What was her name again? … Shit, I forgot her name. I’ll just have to try and find her tomorrow and bring Duane to her so she can show him the necklace she got from me.

I head back to the village and after a long time I eventually find it. When I get to where I left my clothes, there were only 2 sets left. Mine and some other guy’s. I’ve spent way too much time trying to get back. I put my clothes on and head back to the wagon I live in. Everyone is already asleep and I go straight to bed as well.