She got her clothes back in 2017, but this time...?

"I was young and dumb back then," Jenny texted the group after several minutes, "I was actually really lucky to get dressed when the year was up - Jessica wanted me to stay naked through college!"

"Hey, that gives me an idea..." Brian texted with a winky emoji as Jenny groaned.

"No!" Jenny texted back, "I will *not* get naked for another year if Trump wins again!"

"Who said anything about a year?" Brian texted with his flirtiness - he always did have the hots for Jenny, despite meeting her in her sophomore year of college and never actually seeing her naked - "let's say if Trump wins again you'll give up clothes for the rest of your life!"

Jenny's heart dropped at this. This was nothing like 2016 - Harris was running a stilted campaign and Trump had already been in office before.

Jenny thumbs-downed Brian's message and texted back "No no no no!"

She then threw her phone on the table and took a few deep breaths. She thought about it - why was she thinking about it?!? Trump had left in disgrace and incited his minions to do January 6th, and he was getting kind of old. Besides, she "reasoned", even if he won for another term - and no President had ever come back after leaving except for Cleveland - she had already been naked in front of her friends and family, and classmates and even colleagues at her teenage jobs, for a whole year. Except this time it would be forever. Forever?! Jenny tried picturing herself laid to rest, attending her funeral in her birthday suit.

Jenny shook her head to clear her mind of such absurdities. She picked her phone back up and saw a few more messages in the group chat.