2024 - Trump strikes back

Jenny hadn't even realized that it was almost a decade from that silly bet she made when Trump first came around. Of course, Trump had committed almost every faux pas in the book, and the media had excoriated him for every misstep.

This had, of course, led to Jenny thinking he couldn't possibly win, leading her to making that infamous bet that made her get naked for her senior year of high school. Jenny did feel a certain sense of vindication from his fall from grace in 2020, and the resultant tantrums he threw alongside Jenny's father and sister Jessica. But now Trump was back and gunning for 2024.

Jenny didn't know what to make of this run. She learned an extremely hard and valuable lesson from 2016, but on the other hand Trump was getting older, had a formidable foe in DeSantis, and the early 2020's were, to put it succinctly, a chaotic shithole.

"Hey Jenny," some of her college friends teased her in the group text, knowing full well her senior-year story, "wanna make a bet on who wins this time?"

"Come on, guys," Jenny texted back in annoyance, "that was almost a decade go. Besides, it's more 50-50 this time."

"That makes it more interesting," a buddy shot back with a winky emoji, "there's not only skin in the game, but also uncertainty."

Jenny grimaced at the 'skin in the game' remark, but ended everything with a "whatever".

Still, as Jenny walked off, she couldn't help but wonder if a bet was indeed a good idea, even if she didn't quite know what to bet, or who to bet for.