Brian is apologetic, but Jenny...

Jenny read on and was surprised by the tone of the group chat.

"Come on, Brian," their friend Luke texted, "that's hella sus"

"yeah," came Sarah, "knock it off"

"totes inapropro," agreed Jim.

"You're right," Brian conceded, "that was out of line. Sorry Jenny, I was just kidding!"

Jenny started texting back, planning on accepting Brian's apology and moving on. But then the thought struck her, how fun senior year of high school had been, and how fun it would be to be naked all the time and not have a choice in the matter - and with that **** came an excuse. Her belly warmed up at the thought of her waltzing up to her office job in eastern Pennsylvania wearing maybe, at most, her heels - it certainly didn't hurt that Pennsylvania was arguably the most intense swing state this election, and the election as a whole was 50/50.

Without really thinking twice or proofreading, Jenny typed her thoughts in the bubble and hit send.