She encounters the school bitch

As Haley walked out of the principal's office, distraught, she heard an all-too familiar voice call out to her, "Hey Barbie! How many blondes does it take to screw on a lightbulb? 1000! One to hold the lightbulb, and 999 to move the house around!"

The joke was completely unoriginal, but Lila Rallison's cheerleader posse still laughed. Lila was athletic, sexy, a teacher's pet, head cheerleader, and the biggest bitch that Haley had ever encountered. Her black hair stood in stark contrast to Haley's blonde dye-job.

"Just ignore them," Haley told herself as Lila cracked another joke. "Hey Barbie! I wonder if you had a brain before, and it was the dye-job that caused it all to leak out!" She chortled loudly at her own awful joke. Haley, tears in her sharp blue eyes, ran up to Lila and yelled, "Like, you're the biggest meanie on the planet! Like, I hope you die in the part of hell where big ugly bitches go!"

Lila merely laughed and walked away, absolutely enraging Haley. That was the last straw. Hot tears flowing down her face, she made to run out of the school. Her supple breasts bouncing up and down, the door to outside was in sight when she suddenly tripped and fell on something.