She does not

Charlene was unimpressed.

“Huh, a likely story, that the best excuse you can come up with for the sick prank you’re pulling on poor Brian? You should be ashamed of yourself, manipulating your best friend just to get a rise out of his desperation. Not everybody can be as lucky with the ladies as you, Andrew. Or should I call you Andrea? And you’re keeping on with that silly voice of yours to try and trick me? Well I’m not going to stand for it. If you’re going to maintain this charade, then you’ll have the decency to let Brian down gently and end these cruel pranks you’re playing on him. I think another date is order, don’t you?”.

Andrew’s jaw was agape; sure his story was farfetched, but he thought if anybody would believe him it would be his own mother!

“No, Mom, wait, plea-“; Andrew was cut off by Charlene once again.

“You even put on the act of being some ditzy bimbo to reel him in, all the while laughing behind his back, didn’t you? Well the joke’s on you missy, cuz you’ll be keeping up this charade 24/7 till I say so! Which means you are to be sounding and acting like the airhead you pretended to be even at home! Unless you want to chance slipping up and revealing who you really are to Brian?”, Charlene commanded.

“I-I-I-“; Andrew tried to speak, as tears welled up in his eyes.

“It’ll just be like having another girl around the house. Besides, I’ve always wanted a daughter, so it’ll be interesting to have one for a couple of days!”, declared Charlene, smirking as she saw by her son’s reaction that her punishment was working.

All the while Andrew relayed his story, and his mother was admonishing him, Andrew’s phone buzzed with text notification after text notification, till Charlene had enough and demanded her son hand over his phone.