She conspires with Dwight

"Ughh," Karen sat down on the beach next to Dwight and Angela, who had just slapped Dwight for having taken photos of Karen's nude run on his BlackBerry, "Pam's such a bitch."

"Don't act so innocent," Angela rolled her eyes as she scolded Karen from across Dwight's torso, "we all know you were in that fight with her like a bunch of college girls," she shook her head, "play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

Karen fumed silently at Angela, who was wearing a very prudish one-piece swimsuit, black and heavily padded to compensate for her skinny frame. It was also almost as revealing as Dwight's outfit - a blue pair of swim trunks topped with a white wifebeater.

Karen was fuming and **** to get Pam back, but figured that Jim would likely stop her from utterly humiliating his girlfriend. Jim! A smile crept to her face as she got an idea and started whispering to Dwight, whom she figured would be eager to get back at Jim for years of pranks.

"Let's have an alliance," she said to him, "I get back at Pam, and you get back at Jim."

"Sounds like a good idea," Dwight noted, "but not as good an idea as getting your things out of your tree."

Karen almost forgot! She was so embarrassed from being naked that she forgot that literally all of her things - her purse, her keys, her money! - were currently up in the tree and not in reach, so she had to get them down somehow before the party ended.

"That's part of the plan," she lied to Dwight, "but now we pull some pranks on those lovebirds and see how they like it!"

"Yes," Dwight nodded, still whispering, "now what exactly do we do?"