She calls her mom

Thankfully, Mike hadn't taken Tanya's cellphone, which she used to call her mom.

"Hi, Mom," she said sheepishly, "I let Mike back in for old times' sake, but he got really mad and took all my clothes and money."

"Oh, no," her mom replied, "why did you do that? Why did he do that? Do we need to cancel your credit cards? Do you still have sheets and towels?"

"Well, it's a long story, but let's just say he took eeeverything..." Tanya detailed.

On the other side of the city, a Goodwill was getting a gigantic wardrobe donated to it.

"Well, sir, thanks for your help!" the rep told Mike as he dumped entire garbage bags full of shirts, pants, underwear, socks, shoes, bedding, dresses, and blouses onto the table, "By the way, how did you get all this stuff?"

"Ummm, my mom died," he bluffed, "and my sister grew out of the old fashions." That was one way to roast Tanya's tastes in scene and emo clothes!

"Oh, I'm sorry for your loss," the rep consoled him and looked through the pile of Tanya's clothes. "Ummm, sir, I'm sorry to bother you but we don't accept bras, underwear, or socks."

"Oh, that's okay," Mike started putting the black-and-white checkered undies back into a garbage bag, "I hope nothing else is an issue."

"No, not at all," the rep assured him, "here's a receipt for tax deduction for your donations!"

"Fantastic, thank you!" Mike took it and looked at the $450 he would save from Uncle Sam. He finished putting all of Tanya's undergarments, and the other trash bags, into one bag and exited the store to go to his car. It would be fun what he was about to do with the garments.