She bursts out laughing

“Sir, how many times are you going to show me your penis today??” She leans against her car, cracking up. “We sell tater tots bigger than that thing. Nobody wants to see that!”

You turn around, realizing Haley is witnessing this. Haley is holding the shreds left of the towel. Her eyes widen as they dart down to your crotch.

You look down, it is a nub, almost retracted into your body.

“Oh my god...” Haley says. “Wow. I’m so sorry. About the towel, I mean. Not your uh...”

Afraid of what she’s thinking, you say the first thing that comes to your mind. “It...GETS BIGGER I swear.”

Her eyes go back up to you. She snorts. “If you say so...I mean, I hope it wouldn’t get any smaller, because that’s...ridiculous. Buster’s is bigger! Oh my GOD my dog has a bigger dick than you.”

Haley starts laughing so loud that it gets the attention of the people in the neighborhood.

You have to act quick before more people see you. The delivery girl gets into her car car, still laughing.