Get into her car

You run up to the car and get in the passenger seat.

“OH MY GOD, baby penis, what do you think you’re doing?? I gotta get back to work”

“Look, look. Your forgot to give me my fries okay? I can’t eat that chicken without fries, come on. Just give me my fries and I’ll go back inside before anyone sees me.”

“You didn’t order fries...” she chuckles.

“What? I got the 6 piece.” You retort.

“Yeah but not the combo. If you don’t get the combo, you gotta buy them separately.”

You stare at her, realizing your mistake.

“Wow, so you’re a dumbass AND you’ve got a tiny dick? You’re a keeper,” she jokes.

She looks down. “Holy shit, is it getting SMALLER?”

“What? No!” You day.

“Dude, that’s entirely balls. You barely have a penis right now!!” She laughs as she takes out her phone.

You switch the AC off. “Well maybe if your car wasn’t fucking freezing!!”

She snaps a picture. You cover up your dick and exclaim, “delete that!!”

“It’s time to get the hell out of my car now, baby penis” she says pretty seriously.

You look out the car window. Haley is talking to a group of 4 of your female neighbors. You see her hold her hand up with her index finger Andy thumb as close together as they can get. The neighbors’ jaws drop and they start laughing. You know what she’s describing.

You look back at the delivery girl. “I can’t go back out there. I can’t.”

She look into your eyes.