Shar surprises me

After a day at college, I went back to my dorm and wonder what had Shar so busy. Still, it gives me the chance to get some study done, which is probably for the best. With all the excitement of the last few days, I can't deny that I'm starting to get a feeling that I'm falling behind a bit and as much as I love Shar, I can't afford to mess up my education.

Once I eat a late dinner, I hear my phone ringing. I race to it, hoping that Shar was giving me a call, but upon answering it, I hear someone else say "Is this Andrew?"

It's Rosa, for some reason. Maybe I left something behind at her studio last night. "Oh hey Rosa... What's up?"

"Nothing. I'm just looking at your business car-"

"Oh that's just a joke between my friends." I add a nervous chuckle to the end of my sentence as my cheeks turning red. Dammit, what has Shar done to me this time?

"Well, that's a shame, because I was quite looking forward to receiving the services of an expert cunnilingus."

"Uh, well umm... I mean..."

"So it's not a joke?"

"Uh... Well, no it's... real."

Rosa chuckles. "That's good to hear. When would you be available?"

"Uh, I mean I'm free right now, but you'd need to pay the fare too."

"Hmm... Well, I dunno. I might have to make it worth my while."

"Uh, I mean, I'm certainly better at cunnilingus than I am at dancing."

Again, Rosa begins laughing. "Well I certainly hope so... How about this? You come over and show me what you can do. If you impress me, I'll give you and Shar free lessons for a month in addition to your fee."

"Yeah sure. You've got yourself a deal."

"Perfect. I'll see you in about... 5 minutes?"

"Uh... 5 to 10, yeah."

"Alright. See you soon Andrew."

"Bye."

With haste, I leave my dorm and lock it up, my head swimming with thoughts. What was Shar playing at this time? Sure, handing the card out to girls in college was one thing, but to people out in public was another. Hell, the chances of Rosa being married are high, and after that incident with Leigh and her boyfriend. As I head to my next 'date', I call Shar, who answers "Hey Andrew."

"Did you really give Rosa my number?" I ask.

Shar spends a solid minute laughing like a hyena as I await her reply. When she finally calms down, she says "Guilty as charged."

"You can't do that Shar."

"Why not?" Shar says, still struggling to calm down.

"Well, you don't know how people will respond to that sort of thing, I mean, what if Rosa had been married?"

"Oh, relax Andrew. 'm guessing she's already called you, hasn't she?"

"Well... yeah, but-"

Shar interjects "But nothing. Go out and have some fun, Andrew."

"Uh, okay then.... Love you Shar."

"Love you too babe."

After hanging up, I head outside and hail an Uber. Inside the backseat, I wonder what I've just gotten myself into, or more accurately, what Shar's gotten me into.