Shar and Tracy Roast Marcie and Gina

"So what's this then?"

"This Tracy, is a review of the season transcript by a pair of hooligans named Marcie and Gina. Or at least the first week of it."

"What, they couldn't just watch the show like normal people?"

"Some dimensions can't receive full video so have to make do with just a written transcript."

"Sucks to be them."

"Indeed, but keep that in mind when reviewing their review."

"Sure sure, but what's this 'cow guy' stuff?"

"I do believe they are referring to my Producer."

"Right., and Ruby and Al?"

"Cohosts of another season. And Al deserves all the hate. Now lets read their actual review."

"Sure."

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"They sure winge a lot."

"Nitpicking is their thing yes, but they do it in style."

"Sure hung up on Susan's father's company name for some reason."

"Yes, especially considering there are more than one hundred and fifty thousand Wagners in the United States alone who might name a company after themselves and this one is is German-American, not even slightly Russian in origin."

"What does Russia have to do with anything?"

"Something our timeline hasn't gotten to yet so don't worry about it."

"Speaking of names this is a lot of grief for having to deal with less than a dozen."

"Limited attention span I'm sure. At least Gina doesn't seem upset by you and your sister's relationship. That quite progressive of her don't you think?"

"While being ageist at the same time. But back to names, have they never been around twins before? Or people with nicknames at all for that matter?"

"You mean lumping you Stacy and Candy together when your actual names are Theresa, Anastasia, and Carmen?"

"You know I hate that name but yes. Mom tried to give us as different names as she could but we're twins, that shit isn't going to last. And Candy's Candy."

"Fair. I could point out complaining about too many names to keep track of and complaining the names are too simple at the same time is silly as well but lets move on."

"Sure, lets move on to their inability to count. Stacy and I are twenty one. We are not teenagers."

"Close enough. And they are quite right about the slice of life pace of the show between challenges. They do undersell that some though even while Gina obviously enjoyed it, you need time to showcase the everyday life so viewers will care about the contestants during the challenges. Not to mention showcasing them living with their transformations. Though I'm very sure a audience exists who would just watch a bunch of random strangers get random transformations and not care about anything else."

"Yeah some people are idiots, and what's with all the complaints about sex? Our season has so much sex you had to change the scoring."

"Remember I said to keep the nature of the transcript in mind, they aren't getting video. Not all the sex gets every little detail covered in text, which is a fair complaint even if that would pad out the word count a great deal. That and the damn typos that somehow creep in no matter how many times I proofread it."

"Should probably just make Evelyn do that."

"Yes well she's new, and sadly didn't even get mentioned."

"Yeah and that brings up the biggest elephant in the room."

"Which is?"

"They never mentioned you. Not once in all their review do they even bring up the host of the show. What the fuck's up with that?"

"Maybe they were just intimidated by me."

"Fair. So more complaining about the second round of transformations. Too much breast stuff, as if that's a thing, when the first round that they liked had way more. Laura got some that somehow overshadowed her other transformation to them, which I'd call a doozy, and Misty got some along with her make up though to be fair it stole the show there. Compare that to Susan, Anna, Stacy, Gabriella, and I who all got bigger tits in the first round, that they liked."

"You're just upset they didn't mention your arm."

"Of course I am, how do you gloss over a cybernetic fucking arm?!"

"Still there were definitely positives. They really enjoyed a all female season, though they missed that Laura's dick transformation was never going to happen when I had two vetoes to use not to mention the trap card."

"Sure sure, and Stacy and I ended up being their favorites which shows they at least have some taste. Though what Gina has against poor Susan I don't know."

"Perhaps left over angst from another Susan. Or she just doesn't like cows. Also they both seem to have rather enjoyed the Strip Tag event and Gina for all her protests obviously wanted to keep reading."

"Yeah Gina's cool, too bad Marcie seems to be the one in charge."

"Well as a reward for her enjoyment and a goad to encourage her to make Marcie read more with her I solemnly promise no giant dick monsters on the show, ever."

"Well thank fuck for that."