Sex on the beach

Mary and Steven strolled on the empty beach, giving each other awkward brief glimpses. “I, erm, wanted to thank you. For catching me, I mean.”

“Hey, I told you. You would’ve done the same for me. Gotta say, it was a close one with that dog.”

“Yeah, it almost bit me in my fat ass.” Laughed Mary.

“Mary, come on. Your butt isn’t fat. It’s… curvy.”

“Curvy? Please, you could use it as a lifebuoy.”

“Man, wouldn’t that be the dream…”

“What?!”

“What?” Shouted Steven, realizing his mistake. “Crap, did I say that out loud?”

“Yup.”

“Crap, I sorry Mary. I didn’t-“

“It’s okay, Steven.” Laughed Mary. “You know, when I woke up naked in a strangers hotel room, I expected this to be the worst night of my life.”

“But not anymore?”

“Nope. It’s only in the bottom ten.” Joked Mary. “But really Steven, you’re great. You’re funny, you’re confident, you have a great taste in games.”

“You’re not half bad yourself. You speak your mind, have the most adorable soft spot for animals, and you’re kind of a badass.”

“Thanks.”

“…And you have the cutest tushie.” Said Steven as he sprinted away.

“Oohhoo, get back here, mister!” Said Mary as she gave chase.

The two kept chasing one another, running circles around an umbrella, jumping over an abandoned cooler, going straight next to the sea, until Mary finally tackled Steven. They kept rolling on the sand as the two giggled like idiots. The two stopped as Mary was below Steven. As the giggling died down, they stared at each other. They never felt like this ever before. Never were their hearts beating this fast, yet were so relaxed. And only one thing was on their minds right now…

“Dagnabit, ya stupid mutt!” Shouted Gus as he ran away from the german shepherd.

Meanwhile, a girl was waiting for her plane to take off, she noticed a certain naked yokel running away from a dog. She quickly grabbed her phone and started filming. “Internet gold, here I come…”

Gus looked up at the plane and saw the girl filming. “Come on, lady! Filming someone in the buff ain’t cool, ya know!”

“Which way to the beach?” Asked Dana.

“I believe it’s- Good God, what’s going on over there?!” Shouted Tyrone. Dana, Jessica looked forward, seeing a naked Gus running towards them.