Setting The Trap

So I had a name, a place and the time when I can expect my next ‘relation’ to occur. I even had a pretty good idea what my ‘relation’ would look like. So all I had to do would be going down and intercept her before another member gets her before me.

I didn’t hang out in the lingerie department and didn't want to take a chance on scaring her away in case she spotted me. I was about to move when I saw her coming out of the dressing room with a light blue backpack on her right shoulder.

“Excuse me Miss but I’ll need you to come with me to prove you haven’t taken anything!”

I took her by her right elbow and escorted her to the loss prevention office and left her there as I went to check out if the cameras caught her taking anything. I had just came back in when I was confronted by her holding a video camera.

“I know what you are planning so I came prepared to film everything between us so I would have a full record of things.”

I called her bluff and went right past her to get the merchandise tag scanner so I could begin a reverse scam. “So since you know what I’m planning you won’t object to a little electronic scan of your backpack and top, will you?”

“I don’t mind as long as you understand that I’m placing the camcorder on the table recording what’s going on while you scan me!”

“Oh by all means, feel free to do anything you want!” I walked over to the table, moved a chair to give her a wider space to place the camera so it could record us. While she was setting it down on the table, I caught the anti theft tag, And then it became clear to me. She must have borrowed the camera from the electronics department.

So I decided to play along with her con. I swung the scanner over the backpack, getting a slight hit on something. Then I stepped over to her and got her in front of me. The scanner in my left hand, running over her breasts through her knitted top. The scanner went off. Then I pretended to drop the scanner in front of the camcorder. Of course it went off!

“Now how could that happen, since you claim that is your camcorder? And what’s in your back pack that setting off the scanner? Or for that, what’s causing the scanner to go off when passed in front of your top?”

I didn’t wait for her reply, “Maybe we can figure that last one out by having you remove your top!”