Set her up

As I waited, I rooted around Meghan's house, scrubbed her toilet with her toothbrush, then pissed in her hairspray.

She came back later, and I was on the couch. When she came in, I put her back into a trance. I unwrapped the beef sticks. I put one up each of Meghan's nostrils and put the other three up her ass. "Meghan, when I close the door, you'll realize you walked to the store in a ridiculous cow bikini and headband, but you'll feel really aroused by being seen in public in it. Also, you won't remember putting the beef sticks in your nose or ass, but you know it's your fault, and you'll eat all five sticks."

I walked up to her and patted her on the head. Tomorrow was Monday. When you wake up tomorrow, you'll believe you had a very realistic dream about me fucking you up the ass while dunking your head in a bucket of cold sloppy chili, and it was the greatest sex ever. All day tomorrow, you'll think of that dream, and you'll grow horny thinking about. At six o'clock tomorrow evening, you'll come to my apartment and beg me to fuck you up the ass and do anything I want to make it happen."

I left and loudly closed the door.