Serious Situation

“Well…damn,” You chuckle softly, your hand scratching at the back of your neck as you speak up, “sounds like I have nine opportunities to be wrong now.”

With a soft groan at your poor joke Hitsugaya is the first to speak up, “John-san, this is serious. Once the Central 46 know of your existence as the last fertile heir to So-Taicho’s clan they will demand that you be married, and most likely they will try to marry off to the clan which will benefit them the most.”

Your expression goes from a lighthearted smile to a firm and dark glare, your fists tightening around your transformed blades as you speak with a deadly serious tone, “Even if we were both unwilling?”

Toshiro nods, “Yes, unfortunately that is the culture in which we live John-san. Luckily for you, you already have seven potential wives so in that respect you are lucky.” Being reminded of their status of future wives of yours sends a variety of reactions among the girls, mostly blushing but in the case of the Kaiten sisters and Chimpette they preen along with their slight flushing cheeks. “However, since there are still two ‘spots’ open you will be **** to chose at least one for the C.R.A. to be satisfied by the set parameters given by Central 46.”

With a groan you scratch the top of your head, an exasperated and utterly irritated expression crossing your face as you speak, “So I have two find at least one ‘wife’ fast or else I’m going into a shot gun wedding?”

While the rest of the group blinks in confusion at your terminology Yoruichi nods, her feline head bobbing slightly as her voice softly rises from her black cat form, “Exactly John-kun…but for you, I doubt it will be hard~”

Despite the humor and slight hint of hope in Yoruichi’s voice it is ignored by you in favor of another tired sigh, your gaze turning from the short silver haired Hitsugaya to the group of girls who have pledged themselves to you, heart, body, and soul, “Girl…I…I don’t know what to say…I’m sorry that it’s become something to…out of control, I wi-“

Before you can continue you little apologetic pity parade you feel two soft hands placing themselves on your cheeks, carefully cared for and immaculately manicured fingers caressing your cheek while simultaneously brushing a miffed Yoruichi from your shoulders. Your gaze is involuntarily turned from the group to only Kaiten, the heavy chested woman staring into your eyes with her own love and desire filled orb, “John-koi, I’m sure I speak for every one of your wives when I say that as long as I am with you, I am happy.”

Without another word Kaiten pulls you in for a deep and powerful kiss, her entire body pressed against yours and her tongue quickly shoving itself down your throat as she moans with loving passion. The kiss sends stars glinting into the edges of your vision as the beautiful woman moves her hands from your cheeks to your back, her arms holding you tightly as her delicate and skilled fingers wander the contours and edges of your muscle lined back. Not one to be left out you return the kiss with an equal passion, a fiery blaze of delirious lust propelling you to take control and put even more **** into the already powerful kiss.

The kiss lasts several minutes, each second pulling Kaiten further and further under your spell, before you break with a loud pop and a love filled grin, “Thank you Kaiten-hime…I don’t know what I’d do without you.” Kaiten is only able to mumble a bit as her face flushes with a brilliant candy apple red coloration, her once strong and haughty personality subdued by your kiss and your apparent power. Turning from Kaiten to the rest you give the deeply blushing girls a soft smile, your sorrowful nature gone and replaced with the same kind heart and open smile you gave them all from day one, “I’m sorry about that…and in a perfect world I’d give everything I have to each one of you and nothing more. But it looks like this is where my life is going so…I want to know, will you girls be my Himes?”

The reaction is instantaneous but different for each girl, Chimpette for one was the fasted to cheer as she leapt to your free arm and latched onto it quickly, “Hell yeah I am Johnny! Hm…Saru-Hime, how does that sound Johnny?”

With a chuckle you nod, “Of course my little Saru-Hime.”

After causing Chimpette to blush deeply Renji and Snakey hope up quickly, both of them attaching to your waist as they seem to fight for the best position, “Us too John-kun!”

Haineko and Rangiku grab onto your one free arm as they cheer with girlish enthusiasm and excitement, both of them chanting with a happy grin, “We’re gonna be Hime’s, we’re gonna be Hime’s!”

Turning to look to the silent smaller sister of Kaiten a small smile, “Aren’t you coming with us?”

The little ninja girl nods nervously, her voice quiet as she mutters out, “H-Hai…c-can you call me, Kyokotsu-hime?”

You give her a brilliant grin, your head bobbing as you speak, “Of course Kyokotsu-hime.”

From what little of Kyokotsu’s face you can see you can tell that she is blushing a bright scarlet red, embarrassment present in the crimson hue but a great amount of cheer shining from her one visible eye, “Th-Thank you John-kun!”

Turning from the little ninja you cast a glance over to Yoruichi, the feline form Shinigami still seeming to sulk for reasons that still escape you. However, before you can even ask a question you hear the voice of Hitsugaya, the small white haired man turning your attention to him as he speaks, “John-san, it’s time for us to go!”

“Go?” You question, your head tilting slightly in confusion, “what do you mean?”

“Back to Soul Society,” Hitsugaya says with a smirk, “Not going to find your wives out here now are you?”

Outside of the rang of your perception Yoruichi scowls a bit but you take no notice as you nod, “T-True…I suppose…”

Your thoughts are quickly cut off as you feel a sudden weight on your shoulder, a new and somewhat unfamiliar sensation that causes you to turn and come eye to eye with a pink haired monster, “Hi!”

“Ah!” You yelp in surprise but hold your bearings long enough to recognize the cheerful and hyperactive Yachiru as she hangs on your broad shoulder, “Er…hello? Why are you on my shoulder?”

“Why not?” Yachiru asks cheerfully, a sweat drop rolling down your brow as she continues happily, “Besides, as President of the Shinigami Woman’s Association it is my duty to make sure you aren’t a meanie like Baldy-chan!”

Blinking a few times you turn from Yachiru to Rangiku and Renji, both of them giving you a nod before you sigh and return your stare to the hyperactive child, “R-Right…well you can trust me…er, president. I promise that I won’t be a ‘meanie’ and any wife I find I’ll care for with all my heart and soul.”

Yachiru stares at you for a minute before smiling brightly, “Good! Well, let’s go Goofy-chan!”

Raising an eyebrow at Yachiru’s nickname for you and missing a rather obvious glare from Yoruichi towards the pink haired menace, you turn to Hitsugaya with a nod, “Alright, I guess I’m ready to go.”